21 uses of vodka

Discussion in 'The Food Section' started by yiubun, Nov 16, 2007.

  1. yiubun

    yiubun Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure i've posted in the right part of PA

    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage
    with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
    fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
    let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka
    kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a
    soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the
    vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and
    letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after
    shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
    then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
    astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
    The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair
    and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
    bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a freezer bag
    and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for aches,
    pain or black eyes...

    10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed lavender
    flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and
    set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the
    tincture to aches and pains.

    11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing 9 tablespoons
    powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an airtight
    container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix
    with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON'T SWALLOW!)

    12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to
    help it dry out.

    13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a
    local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

    14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons
    crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a coffee
    filter, massage into your scalp and dry.

    15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka in your
    ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill
    the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

    16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka
    on your chest and back as a liniment.

    17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to
    remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

    20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your
    gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

    21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle upside-down
    and drink it. Then nothing else will matter anyway!

    vodka and emails... i'll stay with emails
     
  2. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    wow....u started like 7 threads within 10 minutes lol.....hahaha

    && btw...i guess this shouldnt be in the rant section...perhaps ehm....lounge...or offtopic kwa....
     
  3. yiubun

    yiubun Well-Known Member

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    Like I've mentioned in another thread, I've put up the funny ones from my email to share and have a laugh
     
  4. iamci

    iamci New Member

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    18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    Doesn't urine (pee) also work? Like c'mon who honestly carries vodka around on the beach haha.
     
  5. doubleblanks

    doubleblanks Well-Known Member

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    beach party innit -lol

    though i think most of the points will make u stink of vodka and i guess you will be thought to have been drink driving if you get pulled over by the police
     
  6. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    That's one common misconception right there. Urine doesn't work to alleviate jellyfish sting because the toxicant in jellyfish sting works (and propagates) on proteins, which is abundant in urine.

    And missing alcohol, vinegar will work just as well to alleviate jellyfish sting. The urine/pee thing is just a pathetic myth and excuse to urinate on some random strangers.
     
  7. [N]

    [N] RATED [ ]

    ^hahaha, urinate on strangers, that sounds like some funny shit...
     
  8. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    dude...u need to get some professional help....
    ur so sick...dang
     
  9. [N]

    [N] RATED [ ]

    ^who said i'll do it...angie on the other hand -whistle never know what's gonna happen haha
     
  10. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    hey ur the one who thinks peeing on other ppl is funny...u never hear me say stuff like that....
     
  11. [N]

    [N] RATED [ ]

    ^the idea is funny but doesn't mean i don't think it's nasty haha... anyways you probably keep stuff like that in your mind....you know ya ass always "curious" haha...
     
  12. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    hahaha....well...nasi...i aint curious about peeing over ppl dude....yikes....
     
  13. [N]

    [N] RATED [ ]

    i'm not curious to try too ok, don't point fingers now....
     
  14. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    Number 5 is hilarious.
     
  15. lect

    lect Member

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    "7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
    The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair
    and stimulates the growth of healthy hair."

    wow never knew... what a waste of vodka
     
  16. honkiebonkie

    honkiebonkie Well-Known Member

    hahaha so true!

    '5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
    then blot dry.'

    LOL

    anyways nice findd :p
     
  17. jlee01

    jlee01 Active Member

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    smoke it out of a hookah! it actually works
     
  18. madhatter_my

    madhatter_my Member

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    wow this is good info. I only know vodka lime on rocks is yummy.
     
  19. aman0

    aman0 Member

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    i wonder if #7 really works, i thought alcohol will dry your skin, i don't think alcohol really stimulate hair growth?
     
  20. SmileXD

    SmileXD Member

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    works just like rubbing alcohol, except the fact that you can't drink it