50 stuffs to know MEN (^^)v, Do you think u understand Men?

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    10 sentences that a man doesn't like to hear the most!!!

    1. Do you love me.......
    2. Dear...my period is late for this month....
    3. Argh!! Why you so fast one...
    4. You know...my ex-boy friend always XXXXxxxxXXx..and always XXXxxxxXxX...
    5. You wash the plates today~!
    6. Dear...i don't feel like...to nite..
    7. You know..my mom said xXxxxXxXx...and said you should XxXxxXxXX...
    8. I don't want to listen, i dont want to listen..i dont want to listen!!!
    9. Are you a REAL MAN!
    10. lao gong...i want to buy...

    10 types of women that guy wanna woo the most!!!

    1. Hot babes that come over to have a drink with him in a Pub.
    2. Cheerful lady that brings laughter in a long journey vacation.
    3. Primary school classmate that has transform to a pretty and well grown girl.
    4. Sweet and Sexy Private Assistant.
    5. GOD SISTER!!!
    6. A real friend that always willing to listen to his happiness and sadness nomatter what.
    7. A nice girl that knows cooking very well!
    8. A lady manager that is capable, looks very quiet in the office, and suddenly cry in the arm of his man.
    9. Anytime, Anywhere, the one sitting beside the man!!!
    10. The one he can't get...

    10 kinds of mens' favourite food!!!

    1. Fei chai, the green vege thingy, it would make a man excited and "easier response" lolz..if you duno what is this, try kim gary dumpling soup..the vege inside the dumpling!
    2. Tuna, high protein, also helps the hormones growsssss...
    3. Oyster! Rish of zinc, which helps the hormones to grows too!
    4. Jinsheng, it is rich of hormones too, and it helps the production of sperm...
    5. CHOCOLATE!!! decrease stress..increase sex activity!haha
    6. Red Wines...make you and him an enjoyable nite!
    7. Dang gui, this chinese herbs helps blood circulation, of coz..the hormones inside helps too!
    8. Banana! Don't know why..perhaps the look of them already means something!
    9. Mushroom...it looks like it is related to sex just because of its shape?
    10. Carrot, the smell make them high!

    10 lies that most tell from men!!!

    1. I'm very busy right now, call you back later.
    2. I don't think britney spears is sexy..
    3. i'm on the way! i'm caught in a traffic jam!
    4. She is my cousin!!!
    5. You look great in anything!
    6. Oh..no you don't look fat to me..
    7. It's OK, i like Bae Yong Jun too!
    8. i have to OT today...
    9. You are so beautiful ( when makin love)
    10. Its from the bottom of my heart, i'm not lying!

    10 men favourite quote!!!

    1. You are so handsome today!
    2. Oh..God you're strong!
    3. I'm the happiest woman in this world.
    4. Wow! You're so smart!
    5. It's my luck if you are my boy- friend!
    6. I adore you so much!!!
    7. both my parents passed away, they left me 2 billions dollars.
    8. Go to my apartment today?
    9. My body is only for you..
    10. i will wait for you.