50 Things Men Wish You Knew

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by WinterSky, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. WinterSky

    WinterSky Well-Known Member

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    Saw this on digg from mens health ^_^ It's fun and games so don't take it too seriously.

    1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.

    2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

    3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

    4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

    5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

    6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

    7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once.

    8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

    9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

    10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.

    11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

    12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.

    13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

    14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

    15. I don't ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

    16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

    17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.

    18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

    19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

    20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

    21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.

    22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

    23. You’re really bad at faking it.

    24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.

    25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

    26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

    27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.

    28. Unless we're meeting my parents.

    29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.

    30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.

    31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

    32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."

    33. We love ponytails.

    34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

    35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.

    36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

    37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.

    38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

    39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

    40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

    41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."

    42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

    43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

    44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

    45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.

    46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

    47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

    48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"

    49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.

    50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.


    2-8 sounds good to me... along with 13, 22... 33 and 48 ^_^ have fun and happy new year
     
    #1 WinterSky, Dec 31, 2007
    Last edited: Jan 1, 2008
  2. kiwi3y

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    why do guys like ponytails? i dun get it.
     
  3. WinterSky

    WinterSky Well-Known Member

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    http://beauty.about.com/od/hairstylephotogalleries/ss/ponytailphotos.htm

    Lots of ways to wear a ponytail -blush2 and whats not to like about a pony tail? I'm pretty sure guys on this forum are out of the pulling pony tail stage of our lives (but i see nothing wrong with a friendly tug -innocent)

    Plus these may or may not apply to guys. But a few of them ring true with me (a few more than i said i liked)
     
  4. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    Hahaha Number 48 is gold: "We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"

    That has to be trickiest question a gf can ask.
     
  5. Hustler

    Hustler Well-Known Member

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    This is informative,useful and at the same time entertaining article.I am impress by your deep observations.Thanks for writing an excellent article.
     
  6. sillumjay

    sillumjay Well-Known Member

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    number 48 is dangerious man =P what if she really is pretty? haha and prettier than your girl then your really are going to die xD
     
  7. weilinny

    weilinny Well-Known Member

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    lol...good list...
     
  8. pinkapples

    pinkapples Well-Known Member

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    A good list I would say but lets summarize it, guys wish girls know everything :p But, they wish that you would act dumb occasionally hahahaha
     
  9. kiwi3y

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    I asked my bf the question from #48 before and he's find w/ telling me a girl is pretty. Afterall, you can look but you just can't touch right? I don't mind.
     
  10. subzor

    subzor Well-Known Member

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    lol @ list, i say over half the stuff applies to me :p
     
  11. alnk

    alnk Well-Known Member

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    my X asked me that question
    and it was her best friend
    like her best friend was right beside her too.
    _ _"
    so i changed the topic.
     
  12. daniel5007

    daniel5007 Member

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    cool...we really should noe ...