1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? I'm getting a heap of emails... haha
Not too sure where it came from, i just goit it from an email from a friend. Found it funny and just wanted to share it with everyone
you need some caffeine. these so called NINE THINGS YOU HATE? dude, dont take things so close to heart and btw,souunds like you're the one paying too much attention.
lol...chill dude...its just an email he received......perhaps u should pay more attention... "I'm getting a heap of emails... haha"
"People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually." Hey sometimes you lose something you just gotta find it first, it's just you gotta find it later anyways Some of them makes sense especially the first one, but some of them are things that you gotta do to start convos or out of respect, like the can i ask a question one....it's kinda rude to just let it out ya know.
actually number 9 can't be helped sometimes. depending on where u live, many bus stops have more then just one bus route. still funny though. i think i've done all of them
Well i don't really agree with number 4, because you would still need to look for the controller afterward; so why not look for it now.
1. Sign language. I'd know what a person wants before the person even finishes asking. It's useful. 2. They're going to have to look for it anyway and are they going to get up everytime they want to change the channel if they don't bother to look for the remote? 3. It's a metaphor. Not suppose to be taken literally. 4. True. 5. Rhetorical question. 6. Courtesy. 7. If something is improved than it's different than its former self. Newer model cars are considered "new and improved". 8. It's a saying. For example, if you keep procrastinating one day you'll wake up and wont be able to do all the things you want to do. Life is short, make everyday count. 9. Not all busses travel the same route. Edit: And none of these reasons would lead me to hate a person.
haha this is quite funny. just number 9 which can actually be asked cos each bus stop has many different buses which go past it.
