A Perfect Man and a Perfect Woman Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their perfect vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated. The perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is most definitely no such thing as a perfect man. -lol * Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke for you! **** Men keep scrolling...**** So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, then the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. **** Men keep scrolling **** By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: .................... W o m e n N e v e r L i s t e n!!! -noclue
mystery just curious are u a woman ??? -lol Edit: its a ok jk, quite funny, dont think the girls in the forum might be too happy about this .... hahaha
i read this before but the one i read is with pictures and music which is really funny but it's still funny reading it without pictures...
I'd like my gender to be kept a 'mystery'...lol j/k....I'm a girl. And why would the girls be mad? After all, the first 1/2 was quite insulting to the guys too -lol
