those who understands hokkien should be familiar with ah beng jokes fyi Ah Beng is a term commonly given to a member of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia. The term 'Ah Beng' is also sometimes used to describe young Chinese men in Southeast Asia who cannot speak fluent English and/or have graduated from the secular Chinese education system of the region.In Malaysia, the terms of 'Ah Beng' usually refer to guys who have weird style and taste. GORGES adj. stunningly beautiful ("That ger (girl) is gorges!") BEACH noun. a derogatory term for a disliked woman ("That Bee Lian is such a beach, man!") CORAL verb. 1. to bicker ("Want to coral, is it?") 2. (followed by reef) to argue with ("Want to coral reef me, is it?") DAM noun. a swear word to express disgust or dismay ("Dam it, call her go Zouk, she doe wan.") VALLEY adverb. extremely ("That Versachee belt, valley nice!") THERMOMETER phrase. to meet the next day ("Cindy say thermometer at Taka.") LATITUDE adjective. a disagreeable demeanour (" She really got latitude problem man!") CIRRUS adjective. certain ("Cirrus or not? Don' bluff!") CANOPY phrase. impossible ("He bought new handphone? Canopy!")
LOL... Funny. But no response to this thread? Hmm... May I add a few more Ahbeng jokes??? -devil (Note) Ah Lian is the slang for female ahbeng. Ah Lian called Ah Beng over the telephone Lian: "Beng, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, leh." Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?" Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com". Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to hepchu, lah." Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is. Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Kan ni na, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah." Ah Beng calls the telephone operator Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?" Operator: "Just a minute..." Ah Beng: "Thank you." Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line. Ah Beng learnt Chinglish (Chinese + English) Ah Beng was asked to make some sentences using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only he did it from 1 to 10, but he did it again from 10 back to 1. This was what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I went into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and tried to stab at him. 10 God he ran away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. Ah Beng with Red Ears Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?" Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!" Ah Beng at a Bar At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?" Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."
I'm not sure whether I understand the jokes as I don't understand Hokkien, but I like the jigsaw one! Have heard the blonde bimbo variation of this jigsaw joke before.
