Yes the age old question: Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road? Here's a few from people you may recognize. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told! JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side.” That’s why “they” call it: the “other side.” Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. Our GRANDPAS: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. Our FATHERS: What chicken? Who told you about a chicken? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL GATES: To demonstrate the just released eChicken 98, which will not only crosses the road but also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. MICHAEL: To escape the tyranny and oppression which prevents him from having a joyous life and to finally make some real god dam money. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
I think its more along the lines of... George Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. Al Gore: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
