BEST and worst... Pick-Up Lines!

throw those lines down!

Da Mack: "Baby... did it hurt?"

girl: "did what hurt?"

Da Mack: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

 

haha, here are some of my fav ones:

"Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover?"

man at table:so baby when do you get off?
waitressh around 10:30
man:can i watch?

"Hey Baby, are you into saving the environment????
Cuz, we can conserve water and shower together..."

"Hey Baby, if I told you I hated that dress, would you take it off?"

"You may not like me now....but you're drinking BEER"

"Told by a female to a male:
There are 3 ants in a jar. 1 female and 2 male. The female really wanted to
get out of the the jar so she asked one of the ants "Do you know how to get
out of this jar?"
He replied "I do! But if you really want to know you have to sleep with me
first"
She agrees, sleeps with him and the next morning she asked him again, "Now
will you tell me how to get out of this jar!!!"
He replies "NO!!" so she eats him.
Now she asks the second ant "Do you know how to get out of this jar?"
He replies "Yes, but since you slept with him you have to sleep with me then
I'll tell you"
She agrees, sleeps with him and the next morning asks him how to get out of
the jar. He doesn't tell her so she eats him.
So now tell me how does she get out of the jar?
Well if you don't know you are gonna have to sleep with me to find out!!!!!!"

"HI I AM THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN STALKING YOU FOR THE LAST YEAR AND TRIED TO KILL
YOU 10 TIMES SO GO OUT WITH ME OR DIE."

and here's the others:
9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines:
1. "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?"
2. "Is that a false nose?"
3. "You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."
4. "I'm drunk."
5. "Hi, my friends call me Creepy."
6. "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?"
7. "I just threw up."
8. "You're ugly but you intrigue me."
9. "I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed
like that."

 

"ohhh tities" i like that one
and "i know a good way to lose weight "

 

are your pants made of windex? cuz i can see myself in them

 

I know a really good calculus pick up line. It goes like this:

I sure hope you're differentiable baby, because I'd like to be tangent to your curves.

 

excuse me, did you live on a farm? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock

 

"hi you've very beatiful, no i really mean it!"

 

did anyone else understand my windex one? i pulled it from fresh prince. i think.

 

wow... are pretty harsh and some are realli funnny

 

Didn't know that "ant" one. Sounds good.

 

i understand the windex one.

 

i like the calculus one...lolz...that was funny

 

oh wow..here's some..

...if i were to re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U n I together...

...did the sun come out? or did you just smile?...

...you wanna make a trade?... a piece of me for a piece of you...

...Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes...



haha..i loved the calculus one..even when it reminded me there's still calculus homework waiting for me >.<

 

who actually use them in the first place, some are just ridiculous

 

Hehe, I second that.

 

Best pick-up line? It's not really a pick-up line and you have to be sincere...

"I may not be the best looking person in the room, but I AM the only one who is talking to you."

=)