DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday. Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner. "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news. The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers. "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN. i refuse to believe that unless you have a valid source lol...
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," Lol. WTF?! Why would they say that..
That's dirty, he got caught with his trousers/pants down to his ankle. where you get this source from?
definitely new version of "virtual porn" surely if you know whether the operator is doing his job or not by seeing whether he was looking at the screen or not with a solemn face not a pleasured face! *sigh* don't think i have ever seen any of that happen apart from being bloody searched at hte airport because of the stupid metal detectors >.<
Fake; people should really learn to vet their sources... http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/scanner.asp It took me less than 10 seconds to find out it was fraudulent... Other exciting stories from the original "source" of this scoop: Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport Paris Hilton TSA Screening Halted After STD Alert Sarah Palin to Run for Bulgarian Presidency in 2012 Santa Pissed Off After WikiLeaks Reveals Xmas List Ku Klux Klan Expedition to Africa Apparently, the "article" had first appeared in the Daily Squib (Brit tongue in cheek site very similar to The Onion). But hey... Here's something really exciting, and TRUE!!! [video=youtube;ZkQBl-3t5sg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkQBl-3t5sg"[/video] [video=youtube;9BnLbv6QYcA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA"[/video]
No need, i know exactly what i posted. pretty obvious but amusing at the same time.. and possibly possible. Exactly.. which is why i didn't post the source. -out2
2.599 dollars for MacWheel, that's still pricey! Looks neat but the problem I would say is, it would eliminate touch typers.
I wouldn't be surprised if it has happened for real but dude aint got caught yet, what i have heard is if you opt out of the scanner you get physically searched which involves serious groping as in some dude touching your genitals etc... not to sure how heterosexual men can grope other mens genitals for a living tbh.
Doctors do it all the time; they even stick fingers up your asshole too... :Talktohand: Kev, it was just a joke; none of that stuff was real... hello? -lol
In other news: Bulla gets a finger up his asshole and makes a comment: "Thank you so much TSA, I should take more trips." Source: Exactly.. which is why i didn't post the source.
-surr ROFL, naa im gona stay healthy, hopefully i wont have colon issues. i think haemorrhoids is a killa though, if i got that somehow then that would be like the end of the world for me.
^at least you can be more creative, something like this: Bulla gets a finger up his asshole and makes a comment: "Thank you so much TSA, I should take more trips." Reporter: "Would you describe how they finger you" Bulla: Well first off it was their pinky, but my ass was too fat, so i asked for the thumb. Eventually that wasn't enough. So they slapped on 3 pairs of latex, and stuck their whole hand up there. I farted a good couple of times. It was fun." Source: Exactly.. which is why i didn't post the source. Btw this thread is a waste of forum space so creativity should be encouraged. :jump: Just post the fake news in the offtopic section next time
i lol'd, ill stop here cus i cant be bothered to drag this on cus its already turning into a gay porn script. ok, will do (concerning off-topic).
