Brazilians ordered to have more sex

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Maverick, Apr 28, 2010.

  1. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Brazilians ordered to have more sex

    High blood pressure? Get on the job
    By Lester Haines


    Brazil's health minister has agreeably proposed that more nookie could help the population combat the effects of chronic illness.
    José Gomes Temporão used the launch of a campaign to prevent high blood pressure to warn of a health "time bomb" which within 20 years would see a good whack of Brazilians suffering hypertension, runaway cholesterol and diabetes.

    He said: "People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex."

    According to the Telegraph, Temporão was later obliged to defend his plan to journalists. He insisted: "It's not a joke. It's serious. Having regular physical exercises also means sex, always with protection of course."
    While Brazilians may well need a bit of a prod to get them off the sofa, it's debatable whether they're slacking in the sack. The population currently stands at around 190 million - something Temporão perhaps had in mind when he cautioned against unprotected rumpa-pumpa. ®


    Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/27/brazilian_health_plan/
     
  2. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    ... something tells me that Evil Mui's gathering will not be a success ... -whistle
     
  3. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

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    Flaming is going to Brazil!
     
  4. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    See -rotfl
     
  5. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    hell, they already have a rep for being a foxy race.
     
  6. Oii!!
     
  7. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

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    Flaming will increase his duration in Brazil from 2 weeks to 4 months!
     
  8. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    You know you wanna :naughty:
    GO TO BRAZIL -rotfl
     
  9. EvilTofu

    EvilTofu 吃|✿|0(。◕‿◕。)0|✿|吃

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    All those girls with thongs at the beaches there is enough to sex things up...
     
  10. 2010 movie?
     
  11. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

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    ^ Make a movie poster!
     
  12. willi3

    willi3 Active Member

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    yes sex is healthy!!
     
  13. Love99

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    HIV is spreding fast in Brazil!!!
     
  14. ^ bummer......
     
  15. ultim8camper

    ultim8camper Well-Known Member

    ^you should know ... always bumming off projectile characters .. hmph .... dare you to play as vega vs me .... ehhhh hmmmmmmphhhh