Business Major Anyone?

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by TRUEXDREAMS, May 16, 2008.

  1. TRUEXDREAMS

    TRUEXDREAMS Well-Known Member

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    Funny Business Terms.

    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
    - That's Direct Marketing.
    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
    - That's Advertising.
    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
    - That's Telemarketing.
    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
    - That's Public Relations.
    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
    - That's Brand Recognition.
    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
    - That's a Sales Rep.
    Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
    - That's Tech Support.
    You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb out the sunroof of the car and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed ~ !!!"
    - That's Spam.
    By the way... "I'm fantastic in bed!" =)
     
  2. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    This will definitely come in handy in my next Business Exam
     
  3. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    i remember this a few threads back maybe like a year ago xD still funny though
     
  4. hahah oh damn that's hilarious!! -lol

    you can pretty much relate business to anything.. very creative indeed..
     
  5. MunMun

    MunMun Well-Known Member

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    i like the brand recognition and spam one XD
     
  6. linnetje007

    linnetje007 Active Member

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    lol!! Funny sh*t
     
  7. uniquemr2

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    this is very funny!