Associated Press DES MOINES - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night. The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said. The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust." Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument. Source: Gazetteonline ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -rotfl I couldn't believe it at first when I read it from several sources; how the hell could the police take this seriously? Just imagine the copper writing the report of this cheetos incident: "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
Lol...weird way to hurt somebody... if i would ever throw something in my dad's face...i guess i will be the one who has to call the police... im pretty sure my dad will teach me a good lesson
throwing cheetos .. that's something I imagine a little kid doing, and I don't think they'd get sued for that .. -unsure
hahaha. seems kind of like a prank. but not because evidently there's cheeto dust on the son's shirt! *gasp!* at least the meth didn't make him do anything worse than throwing a cheetos bag.
guess the bag a cheetos was extra cheesy or the man was allergic to cheese...hahaha...fake cheetos cheese...
i guess i better be carful when i throw the next bag of chips at somebody...it might get turned into a lawsuit.....that is something you will hear ONLY in america.....
cheetos= weapon?, yes the cheetos dust is the evidence!!! wtf is this lmao, proof that people can get charged for ANYTHING these days. And later this would be added as a Hazard label on the cheetos bag and it would be added to the Zero Tolerance policies at school, no more selling cheetos at school cause apparently, it's DANGEROUSLY CHEESY...
