Chinese Death Bus

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by master_g, Feb 12, 2009.

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    Overpopulation and rampant crime has led the Chinese to develop a rolling lethal injection bus complete with a live video feed of the killings. Details inside. Jinguan Auto, a popular Chinese ambulance manufacturer, has developed a rolling execution studio. Convicts are strapped to a power sliding stretcher that extends out of the rear of the bus as it's allegedly "too brutal" to haul people on board for their final cocktail. The executions are broadcast to local law enforcement authorities to make sure they are conducted up to code.

    This trumps the traditional firing line-style executions as small cities do not need to build expensive specialized death structures. We thought you just needed a stained wall, a blindfold and a pack of cigarettes to dole out the harshness, but it seems this is a new, caring China. The lethal injections are supposedly much more humane than having someone kneel and play catch the bullet with their brain.

    Not so fast with the China lovin', though. The Chinese have gotten in trouble in the past for harvesting the organs of their prisoners to sell to Westerners in need of a transplant. Critics claim that the new death bus simply makes it much easier to harvest organs in secret while they're still usable instead of rushing some bleeding guy into the back room for a hasty slicing. Nobody is allowed to view the bodies of prisoners before they are cremated, so this rumor could prove to be true.

    It's great fun to be poking sticks at the Chinese for being immoral, but we're sure more than a few of you would be calling up your buddy Mao right quick when your liver is shot from years of pounding squeeze.

    Whatever the case, the Chinese had a vision. Shall we say, "Build You Dreams"?



    http://jalopnik.com/5151065/chinese-death-bus-a-rolling-execution-studio
     
  2. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    wow..fuk china
     
  3. Flames

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    man this shit is getting more sick than ever...:puke::puke::puke:
     
  4. DKNY

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    wow, this is brutal. I really dont like the chinese government
     
  5. an0nymous

    an0nymous Well-Known Member

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    LOL. man who though of these kind of stuff.
     
  6. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    so scary >.<
    and the fact that it's broadcasted .. wtf ..
     
  7. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    omggg thas terrible....



    the design of the bus looks like a police bus i think -__-"
     
  8. yiubun

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    lol.. i thought it was some sort of pun with the title... i guess not....
     
  9. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    roflmao.. that's messed up
     
  10. Natsu

    Natsu Well-Known Member

    messed up.......... broadcast as well...........
     
  11. Knoctur_nal

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    well, its interesting for the most part.
     
  12. i wonder when the suicide booths will come, like the ones in futurama...
     
  13. EvilTofu

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    It might scare some people from committing serious crimes. But it's still creepy to find out that some of these things that are being done.
     
  14. wysandman

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    this quite scary
     
  15. ahgwai1989

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    China's simply corrupt, that is all.
     
  16. ^its brutal, in the eyes of the government the people have little to no value it seems
     
  17. mobidoo

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    This is bizarre indeed.

    Have always wonder about the moral grounds for execution to be carried out.

    But have a mobile death bus is just going to invite more criticism of China's justice system.
     
  18. Tim55253

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    Death bus ? Lol .... what would happen if a tourist just happened to mistaken this for a tour bus of some sort ?