cut myself with a butterknife

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by smallrinilady, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. smallrinilady

    smallrinilady Well-Known Member

    HA HA HA, this is actually kinda funny
    but it did hurt a bit (physically)

    I was holding a dinner roll
    and cutting it with a butterknife in my hand
    and when i got to the last bit i thought i could slice it right through against my hand
    cause i've done it a million times with a butter knife
    well this time

    i kinda cut myself
    ~gush gush gush~

    HA HA HA, i'm so stupid
    but now i've got a lovely garfield bandaid on
    STYLISH! YEAH BABY-bigclap



    my friend asked me how i pushed the butternife
    i told her "I made it butter my roll"
    I know stupid, but at least i can still laugh
     
    #1 smallrinilady, Jul 16, 2007
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2007
  2. Jamien

    Jamien Well-Known Member

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    *hugs...* Poor girl... Be more careful next time ok? What happens when butter gets into a wound?
     
  3. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    put butter on the cut..it'll heal faster
     
  4. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    I guess now you'll know not the do that again -^_^
     
  5. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    u a dangerous las with a butter knife eh
     
  6. maybellina

    maybellina Well-Known Member

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    Gotta be careful next time~ Just an advice, do not put butter on the wound..cold water and band aid will do :)
     
  7. lee-lee

    lee-lee Well-Known Member

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    haha, poor smallrinilady. use a plastic knife from now on.
     
  8. [N]

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    shouldn't use sharper knives then or you'll need more than a garfield bandage lol, jk, but cutting yourself with a butterknife lol.
     
  9. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    when i read the title...i was like...WHUT?
    is this one of those psycho emo's chicks!?

    But....what a relieve u didnt do it on purpose!! =/
     
  10. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Hurray for the garfield bandaid!
     
  11. jaychouurmom

    jaychouurmom Well-Known Member

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    be more careful..now you know butterknifes are dangerous too.
     
  12. smallrinilady

    smallrinilady Well-Known Member

    AMEN!!!!

    actually you are less likely to cut yourself with sharper knives
    just cause it's sharper, people tend to be more careful
    and with duller knives, people have to work harder to get it through so they use more force (easier to slip up)

    and i'll put soy sauce and oil on your burns

    um i'll have oily blood? I have noooo clue, there wasn't butter on the knife yet,
     
  13. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    lol never knew butter knives could be so dangerous haha
     
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    well i never cut myself with a butter knife lol, but with sharper knives...........shit happens.
     
  15. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    ouch well hope u feel better rin
     
  16. asiangang

    asiangang Well-Known Member

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    lol...better be careful next timeXD
     
  17. Whitematter

    Whitematter Active Member

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    I thought you are cutting yourself to rid of your own depression... But hey, now that I saw what you did... I am relived
     
  18. reflection

    reflection Well-Known Member

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    I forgot about reading anything else once I read -garfield bandaid-, kawaiiiiiiiiiii! -hug

    Oh, butter is lipo based, shouldn't be able to mix with your blood in any way. Couldn't say the same about your lymph system though! (kinda j/k hehe)
     
  19. cowboy

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    Oh dear....take care next time! I hope no one will cut themselves on purpose just to put on that garfield bandaid!