ADOLF Hitler may not have died in a bunker after fresh research suggests the skull thought to be the tyrant's was from a woman. US archaeologist Nick Bellantoni found fragments from the skull believed to be Hitler's were too thin to be from a male, and suspected it was the remains of a much younger woman, The Sun reports. "The bone seemed very thin - male bone tends to be more robust. It corresponds to a woman between the ages of 20 and 40," Dr Bellantoni said. DNA tests performed in a US laboratory confirmed the remains could not have belonged to the Nazi leader. The discovery casts doubt on the exact circumstances of Hitler’s death and could force history books to be rewritten. Original accounts of Hitler’s death said he shot himself in the head in a bunker after taking a cyanide tablet on April 30, 1945 as the Russian army attacked Berlin. His remains, along with those of his wife Eva Braun, were taken from the bunker, doused in petrol and set ablaze. A year later, skull fragments were dug up by Russian forces which seemed to confirm Hitler had shot himself in the bunker. In 1970, the KGB cremated Hitler’s remains except for the skull fragment. Dr Bellantoni was sceptical about the theory the skull fragments belong to Eva Braun, who was with Hitler in the bunker where he supposedly died. "There is no report of Eva Braun having shot herself or having been shot afterwards. It could be anyone. Many people were killed around the bunker area," he said. Source __________________ hmmm...what to make of this?
So all this proves is that Hitler was a woman after all... He was pre-menopause and lost Berlin because of cramps and couldn't get up out of bed... By the time he recovered, the reds had overrun his favorite Bavarian cake shop and he (she, really) was so beside himself that he committed suicide. The unwritten history attested to by his former secretary is that they kept his skull in a cake box for years before it was stolen by the KGB. Seriously, I read that in a history book somewhere... Kinda like Pachelbel's Canon in D, you sorta make it up as you go along, you know, with lot's of variations... -innocent2
2009 - 1889 = 120 o________O'' so he's 120 yrs old now, he cant do at thing atm he has only 1 ball, now he's a woman, maybe he has premature boobs since he's a woman after all. or, maybe he went to the doc & did a transgender surgery but failed.
Hitler's dead alright .. perhaps not at those time. Guess catching Hitler wasn't as important as winning the war.
maybe a really hairy german woman...btw...i was reading up on that 2012 bs...and apparently mayan calendar is only a reset and aztec apocalypse is dec 23, 2011..so umm...yeah...
He probably escaped, changed his appearance and identity, and died somewhere else in Europe as an old man
LOL, i will hate to be a school kid if this was true. Imagine all the BS we learn about him as it is...and then you have to plus this new fact and probably make comparisons and what not...
