Here are some instances that happened to me: Instance 1: At the cafeteria, I went up to this Asian girl and ask her her name, she told me her name was "Frankie". We talked and looked like it was fun so then I inquire her phone number. When I tried to call her it was a man. Next day I saw her again and now she surrounds herself with a lot of ugly guys. The guys all looked at me and laughing and "Frankie" looked pissed. I assume she was nervous when we were talking and must have given the wrong phone number. But instead of correcting that number the next day, she was too too nervous to do so. So she wants me to initiates conversation with her again, but she wanted to tell me I'm hot by surrounding herself with ugly guys. When I didn't talk to her, she was disgusted that I didn't approach her again. Instance 2: Last year I was in a talent show. Conicidentally, the show happened to be at Valentine's Day. I wanted to impress my classmate who has a boyfriend, but didn't know her name. So I participated in the talent show. That night I told juggle golf balls, ALOT of people were impressed. I totally scored. At the end I said I dedicated the balls to her. All I said, was "I dedicate my balls to my classmate who is sitting in the last row fifth seat" and everyone was OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The next day I came to class and everyone was smiling and she looked pissed. I assume that she wondered why I didn't hit on her before her boyfriend. Now she has other people turning in her homeworks for her to the front class. Instance 3: I told a guy in gym class that another girl in the class has cute lips. I got detention. Instance 4: My friend who said she wasn't ready for a boyfriend. Maybe she thinks I"m not good enough for her. Instance 5: My friends told me over a session of video games playing that if I want to get a girlfriend, I should consider working on my face. So I went home and looked in the mirror, as I said before, I couldn't take my eyes off myself. So naturally, they were jealous of me.
Normally, I don't comment or post... but in this case I'll make an exception... BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mike, I am sorry. You are totally right. I surrounded myself with ugly guys because you are TOO HOT. Please take my number again 310-469-0269 Frankie ps: have this hot picture of me
and to finish it off with.... "I dedicate my balls to my classmate who is sitting in the last row fifth seat" wth..?
