Do you speed? Well then, you have a small penis

Discussion in 'Science, Technology & Car Chat' started by fearless_fx, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. fearless_fx

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    YOUNG men who speed do so because they have a small penis - or so the new RTA road safety campaign implies.

    Ads from the $1.9 million campaign - which targets speeding among 17- to 25-year-olds - aired for the first time on TV last night. They show onlookers who see speeding male drivers wiggling their pinkie fingers.

    The gesture represents a small penis in youth culture, but even an elderly woman employs it.

    John Whelan, the RTA's director of business co-ordination, road safety and policy, said the campaign aimed to make speeding socially unacceptable.

    "To me [the gesture] says 'speeding - no one thinks big of you'," he said. "It will cause people who are speeders to think twice about the image they are creating."

    The ads would be controversial, he said, but traditional "shock horror advertising" that highlighted injury and death from speeding was no longer effective on "people exposed to computer games, modern media … and horror films".

    "We will do what we feel we have to to get the message through," Mr Whelan said.

    The Opposition spokesman on road safety, Andrew Fraser, said a safety campaign focused solely on image would not work.

    "Just having a campaign that says that a bloke's manhood is smaller than what he thinks it is might be funny, but in a proper education campaign you need to cover all aspects of the dangers of driving a vehicle."

    Instead, Mr Fraser said driver education should be implemented in schools.

    Harold Scruby, the chairman of the Pedestrian Council of Australia, said addressing the image of speeding among young drivers was "clever and commendable".

    "But I'd rather see money go into targeting offenders by using new enforcement technologies, rather than making the community pay for these campaigns."

    The campaign, which runs across the state, includes TV and cinema ads, posters in bus shelters, and a 15-second "viral" internet ad that offers "speedsters" an "xtra xtra small" condom.

    Mr Whelan said the campaign was timed to coincide with P-plate laws that come into effect in July.





    lmao, yes, this will work, what a great way to spend 2 million dollars.
     
  2. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    this is stupidddd
     
  3. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    sydney ftw! lol

    bunch of idiots there ><
     
  4. htownguy

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    does that mean small penises are fast?
     
  5. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

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    this guy must have a bloody micropenis
     
  6. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    I dont see how this would affect people when they speed.-huh
     
  7. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    what a bout guy who drifts? are they gonna have single ball? lol....poor Keiichi Tsuchiya
     
  8. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    omgsh, a girl who knows who Keiichi Tsuchiya is.... if you are hot you are like my dream woman
     
  9. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

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  10. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    i know him because he had a cameo in tokyo drift lol...his ever famous 86 featured in initial D
     
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  11. Thisdamngood

    Thisdamngood Well-Known Member

    This campaign is just not worth the amount of money they spent. Well, I speed because I get bored sometimes when driving. Speeding helps to keep me awake.
     
  12. Kqc84

    Kqc84 Well-Known Member

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    this is the dumbest campaign ever
     
  13. real0st

    real0st Well-Known Member

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    What kind of dope scientists think speeding has to do with penis size? I think this campaign will influence MORE speeders.
     
  14. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    so its come to childish taunts and innuendos....
     
  15. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    well its syd and the labour govt... wat more could u expect?? they just keep thinking of diff ways to waste my money!! =(
     
  16. chujai

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    yeah thats a stupid campaign, the demographics shows at least here in canada, something like over 40% of speeders are middle aged group, mostly men. using this method would not work here.
     
  17. adrianc

    adrianc Well-Known Member

    I agree!!!! this must be true


    Ah ha!!!! Ah ha...no implication here..
     
  18. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    dum..... very very dumb
     
  19. [N]

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    stupid shit, so slow drivers have bigger balls or something lol