Eric Tsang Describes Kenny Wee as a Feces Eating Dog

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A drunk Eric Tsang (曾志偉) was reported to have slapped Kenny Wee (黃浩) at Karmen Cheng’s (鄭嘉雯) wedding several days ago. The rumors did not bother Eric and he told even told a story laced with acidic remarks, hinting that Kenny was only a “crap-eating dog” not to be bothered with!

Kenny Wee caused a stir earlier when he claimed to have a video clip of celebrities taking drugs at his restaurant last year. One of the rumored drug-taking celebrities was speculated to be Eason Chan’s (陳奕迅) wife, Hilary Tsui (徐濠縈). Since Eric is good friends with Eason, Eric reportedly gave Kenny a stern warning to stop spreading false rumors and threatened Kenny to not turn in the videotape to the police. Eric then gave Kenny an awakening slap, according to the Hong Kong press.

Eyewitnesses at the wedding claimed they did not see Eric slapping Kenny, and there were no disturbances the entire night. However, Kenny called the police and insisted that a male actor had assaulted him.

Eric Tsang Retains Sneaky Humor

Eric was seen yesterday in TVB City preparing for last night’s Tung Wah Charity Show <歡樂滿東華>. When he ran into reporters, Eric greeted them with a beaming smile on his face, and he was immediately asked about the slapping incident. As expected, Eric replied, “No comment.”

As the current President of the Hong Kong Performing Artistes Guild, Eric was also asked if Eason Chan had approached him for help with Hilary Tsui’s drug scandal rumors. Eric again answered, “No comment.” Eric revealed that Eason contacted him right after the couple’s press conference yesterday, in which Eason and Hilary denied the drug rumors. “After that, Eason was off to Shanghai, and I came back to work.” Eric said.

Asked if his mood was affected by the drug scandal and the unpleasant reports surrounding his clash with Kenny Wee. Eric, with his trademark sneaky humor, told a story with a hidden meaning.

The Tale of a Hideous Dog by Eric Tsang

“My mood was affected because my neighbor’s dog has been barking every night, loud and non-stop. It was so annoying that the whole village was affected and there are many complaints.

“The owner said the dog is really amazing, and will only bark when it senses burglars or ghosts around. I told the owner that this is a good neighborhood, and it never has burglaries. The owner insisted that there must be burglars around. If not, then it has to be ghosts.

“A few nights ago, I was at home, and the dog was barking outside again. I turned on the light outside, and there were no burglars nor ghosts. I saw the owner trying to tug the dog away, and told me it was a fabricated lie – the dog cannot see nor sense any burglar.

“I took a look at the dog. It had a hideous skin disease with rashes and scabs all over, so I told the owner to please take it away.

“While dragging the dog away, the owner continued and told me why he kept and raised the dog — it doesn’t require any food, it survived by eating crap!

“So the whole village forgave him.

“And that was the reason I was late for the past few days. End of story!”

After he was done with the story, Eric let out a huge laugh.




Creds: Oriental Daily