EVer step in sh!t?

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by Akademik, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. Akademik

    Akademik Well-Known Member

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    dont you hate it when you step in sh!t?
    what was the worst time you stepped in sh!t?

    The worst time was when i didnt know i stepped in sh!t. my friend pissed me off so i kicked him. ---- smeared all over his pants. I told him i had to go home. ANd the next day he was saying "damn... I got home, and had all this ---- on my pants. I dunno how it got there tho"
     
  2. DanK

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    HAHAHAH!! that gold! id say is when just before you go into someone's car. or, when they come into your car
     
  3. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    oh man..steppin in crap is the worst....damn ppl n their frggin dogs....
     
  4. Akademik

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    i hate it when dogs sh!t so much that even tho the owners pick it up, sh!t stains the ground.
    f-ckers
     
  5. DanK

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    why wont someone come up wth some bag you staple to your dog's butt?...or those things that horse carriages use.
     
  6. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    stapling bags to a dogs ass...won't that hurt the dog?...
     
  7. sci616

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    Meh who cares about the dog but the worst one for me was i had a pair of dress shoes on and i steped in sh!t and then i left the shoes outside cause they stank bad and it rained on the shoes ruined em
     
  8. DanK

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    but you know where the real problem is.. cats. i have a lot of cats in my area. and their crap stinks bad. its chokingly disgusting.
     
  9. Akademik

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    another thing i hate is in the winter when it snows it covers sh!t.
    Then the snow gets frozen and preserves the sh!t till spring time. Then in the spring when the snow melts you see last fukking years sh!t all over the sidewalks and it looks so fvcking sick b/c its all saturated from the wet snow and perfectly preserved. Not to mention that it smells even worst b/c its been there for so long growing bacteria while being perfectly preserved in the snow.
    ugh

    :ugh:
     
  10. DanK

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    haha!! last years crap. i didnt think of that.
    i hate it when its scattered all over the sidewalk. when its semi dry, its hard enough to travel when kicked, but soft enough to step on.
     
  11. missjennie

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    poor you .. for steping on shiet.. hahaha.. i bet it smells!!
     
  12. brownishmarker

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    why is this maken me want some chocolate o_O...
    why dont u just get a small plastic bag, insert the dogs legs into the handles, then tie a string round the top so it stays up, then of course ud poke a hole in the side of the bag near the top and loop its tail through the whole so that the ---- goes plop into the bag.
     
  13. DanK

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    oh..
    thats pretty creative. way better than using staples
     
  14. Knoctur_nal

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    i stepped on mark once....haaaaaaaa
     
  15. brownishmarker

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    yeah and i ended up throwing u in a pile of ---- from three dogs two cats and g-mo's after that no one would get close enough to u for u to step on them :p
     
  16. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    what...yeah..lame comeback...
     
  17. brownishmarker

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    better then VVV
     
  18. hey. i have never stepped in ---- but i think this is my 200th post
     
  19. DanK

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    oh congrats. it does say its your 200th
     
  20. Knoctur_nal

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    now its 202...this man is on his way..but we rule with oure senior members title!!!!!!!!!!...muwaa....