just follow the directions!!! too funny! 1st letter of 1st name A- Fabulous B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Boyish M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P-Gay Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Geeky X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-pornstar B- skank C-Bitch D-Obsesser E-Fucker F-Retard G-Queen H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Motherfucker M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Babe Q-Crackwhore R- Beauty queen S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Green- Who will do anything for Sex Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack blue- Who wants to fuck everyday White- Who everyone wants to fuck Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses Black- Who Will Rock Your World Gray- who gives great head None-who is a beast in bed NOW POST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH "I'm a" Ill begin, I'm a Emotional Retard Who Wears Big Sunglasses.