Profanities always prevail This isn’t Happy Fun Candy Land. Sailors can’t even curse like internet users. Using words like fuck, shit, and cunt is an unalienable right even for the red commie scum who aren’t human and hate apple pie. Swearing is your duty to freedom. Sarcasm wins battles If there was ever a sword of Greyskull that would pwnz any internet battle, it would be made entirely of sarcasm and be able to cut through tanks. There is strength in numbers While there is nothing honorable about gang raping some poor chap over his religious beliefs, there is nothing shameful about it either. It is always good to have two or three folks waiting in a chat room somewhere to quickly join in and turn your internet mugging into an old school jumping. Avoid emotional outbursts When you take shit all seriously it makes you look like a little bitch. Showing emotions during comment battle is akin to bleeding in a shark tank while you’re taking a swim. You will be systematically torn apart. Maintain a composure of manliness at all times. You have been warned. Keep your attacks short and sweet Anything more than five or six sentences and no one will even bother to read. Even that is pushing it. The best insults are and always have been one liners. Save the thesis for the college professors. Let the fights go on as long as they have to This is as much of a battle of wills as it is wits. Battles can sometimes go on for days, especially if some unemployed loser who never sleeps and pees in Mountain Dew bottles takes exception to your position that Star Trek sucked ass even though Shattner was pimp sauce and decides engage you in a week long duel. Sometimes it is better to just walk away. Pictures are worth a thousand words Or in this case, a thousand insults. The right picture posted at the right time can devastate any opponent, Hiroshima style. However, use this tactic too much and you run the risk of looking like a semi-retarded inbred ape and people start slapping you around like a Singapore slut. Maturity is not a factor in any victory Nowhere is it written that you have to be an adult about things. This is a virtual world full of video-taped beatings and pornography, fuck off with your civil behavior. That shit don’t live here. Know when you have been pwnz3d No one likes to kick a dead dog. Well, I heard Bush does, but that a whole other editorial entirely. Once you see that there is no possible way for you to come out on top of an argument, the honorable thing to do is find someone slower at another website and start over.
he said.. suckas.. was wit the 4 izzlls on the 911 izzlls when you be trying to hibbity jibbity... n that sticky icky.. when you're bout that dizzll in the hizzll.. naw mean??
rmbr..hes got some white in him..that bou there kant roll with the dirty southerners and our deep fried cat fishes...
haha...word...fearful there has gota learn the shit..and he thinks he can spit the rhymes with his lil stint there before...
Holla back? you guys are on crack, I will show you what you lack. I'm rollin baller, And I know you two both live in squalor. Your Gangstaspeak is weak, it's english lessons that you guys should seek. This is how a real pro beaks, without ridikulous slang or broken up lang, you understand, maaaang?? Your insults are whack, you had better step back, If you need me I'l be banging your sisters in the sack.
damn...nigga thinks he can spit the shit...ahah...ya gota establish ya self...a few rhymes aint mean shit...
I'll tell you what ya lack.. deez balls.. dick hit the ground'll make you trip n fall.. now I ain't talkin bout that King Kong.. but that 5fter killer whale dong.. watch as you about to get pwn.. I spit this over bluetooth while you spittin on ya mobile phone.. 2 bottles of that Dom.. and I'm gone.. ya girl did me like that one drink n BJ'd my bone..
