老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！ Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王「小」姐： From see you one eye, I @@ love you. 自從看到你的第一眼，我〝便〞愛上你。 Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again. 妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來， 妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來？ Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。 I think l should introduce myself to you. 我想應該介紹一下自己。 I call Li big great. Toyear 25. 我叫李大偉，今年25。 （今天是 today，那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧！） My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD. 我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。 - I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。 I make early F*** every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. 我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 請嫁菴吧，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。 （實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光，嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。） Like Your people 喜歡妳的人
Oh everyone's so fast in replying... coz I always reply shorter than that 45-second rule... so have to wait that out before i can post @_@b
direct translate from chink to eng. Btw i think is a canto speaker who write it. "I make early F*** every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you." lololololol if i ever get a chinese wife, i am so making one of these letter for laugh. ________ RZ350
