Found this from another site... How to make Your Asian Girlfriend Happy: Follow these rules!! 1) Be RICH. This is important for you, but not for her. For her the number two rule follows. 2) Spend MONEY on HER. This is the most important thing for her, whether you are rich, have any money, or must lie, steal, or kill to do it. 3) Be TALL. Of course you have no real control over this, but if you don't do it, she will secretly and forever resent you for it and it will come out of left field to smite you. Preferably be about one foot taller than her - not for comfort or aesthetics, but because you are a trophy and, as always, the bigger the better. 4) Be a MINDLESS ZOMBIE RULED BY HER. Forget what you've heard about submissive Asian women. They actually rule every relationship with insidious and painful, passive-aggressive, guilt-evoking, whiny, crying mind-control. 5) Have the EMOTIONAL STABILITY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD. She will be impressed and enraptured by your delight at the sight of Hello Kitty, stuffed animals, puppies, kitties, duckies, bunnies, as well as chocolates, shiny jewelry and other trinkets and knick-knacks. Also, she will understand perfectly well if you pout over the smallest perceived slight or slip and demand to be appeased, assuaged, or made up to. If you behave any other way, she will never understand it. 6) Dress like a PRETTY-BOY GEEK. This will save her the trouble of replacing your wardrobe and dressing you, herself. 7) Remove EVERY HAIR ON YOUR BODY EXCEPT THOSE ON YOUR SCALP. The sight of a whisker on your face reminds her that somewhere inside you, something is trying to grow. You must not grow - you must be as unchanging and constant as the firmament. 8) There are NO MORE RULES to making your Asian girlfriend eternally happy. If any situation arises which you feel the rules have not addressed, you are mistaken - immediately refer to the primary rules #1 and #2 - they are the solution in every such case. LOL! GOOD LUCK GUYS!! -lol
I don't quite agree with this list...the person described is like a teenage sugar daddy who has yet to hit puberty. #2 is so not true. No guy I've ever dated has spoilt me with their money, and it's not like I would let them if they attempted to do so. I can carry my own. #5 is just plain ridiculous. Why would I want to date a guy who acts like a 4 year old? I'm already having enough trouble looking for a guy that can actually act his age...I don't need to sign up to be anybody's baby-sitter. I'm particularly bothered by the whole #7 hair thing...honestly, do girls really NOT want guys to have any other hair on their body other than that on the scalp??
wow ill never make an asian girl happy 1) ....COMMON SUPER 7!!! 2) if i HAD money...i would spend it on myself 3) wtf, why do asians gotta be so short for. 4) it'll be hard for me to be the bitch in the relationship 5) does the intelligence of a 4 year old count? 6) note to self:lose the urban wear, pick up a pair of glasses 7) TIMEOUT! even in the groin region? i aint putting anything sharp around there 8) i lost.
i disagree. i think all that counts is the feeling. and if you need that to just look good or make a girl happy, that girl isnt worth it. i think us girls are really simple. whats so hard to understand.
