30 min ago I was on my way to take a shower and i came across something lying on the floor looking like a snake, i was like 6m away from it, not sure havent got my glasses on so ran back upstair and put my jeans on and my glasses and wtf.... it is a snake about 1m long was lying on the floor then i grabbed two garbage bags and a broom trying to shove it in the bags I was scared to go near it but luckily there was a 4m long pvc pipe lying around grabbed the pipe and used it to put a bag over the snake but damn it was hissing mad like shooo so loud like some big gas tank is leaking so fuck it, I gonna kill this motherfucker and used the pvc pipe hitting, whipping it till its not moving. think I've hit it over a dozen times bagged it and put it in another bag, then I remember something from the Zombieland DOUBLE KILL slammed the bag on the floor and the wall five or six times and here I was sipping my chivas regal, never taste so damn good shit I just gave a statement of a brutal killing, hope there aint any petafanatics here
Good job, I would have done the same, especially if it started getting all angry at me like that. Looks like it just ate a mouse or something too.
Brave ... I would have ... screw this. I'm calling the professionals. Maybe I have a little ophidiophobia going on.
Ohhh damn, you're living in some dangerous area lol. I wouldn't even know what to do besides throwing heavy objects at the head lol.
Closest experience of mine that's closest to this is when i tried to turn on the lights while i was in HK, saw something move then noticed there was a lizard on the wall. Apparently lizards can crawl outta the toilet so i was pretty paranoid when i was taking a shit in HK lol.
really your scared of lizards? i spilled the guts (literally) of like 10 in my life time the tail thing is always pretty creepy lol pok guy u r a babyyyy...
Something attacking your ass while you're shittin.. guess you aint scared of something like that cause penises always go up your ass eh?
Lol I remember Red ants in HK, it was in the toilet/shower room. It was nasty! In China, there were 4 legged lizard, if I remember correctly those stuff still twitch when their head is cut off.
Hahahahahaha this is the funniest shit I've read all day. This guy went all super smash bros brawl hammer on that snake.. Watch more python hunters and discovery channel dude.. Learn to catch a snake live lmao
