hmmm..... if i was an animal i would love to be a pnada as they dont do much and just eat bamboo and roll around all day. on the plus side as well they're extinct so people treasure and protect you
dragon sounds so kool, but the closest you wil get is the crappy komodo dragon ^^ lol Brown Bear how can you be a panda when your name is brown bear!!! Yeh a bird sounds kool because you can fly where you like, but then again there is bird flu -__-
A alpha male lion, so I could have several female lions do the hunting for me. The lion is the king of the jungle and a fucking badass. All the male lion does is protect the pride and fuck his bitches. sounds good to me. My second choice is a Gorilla so I could throw my feces at visitors at the zoo lol.
haha sounds fun.. I wanna join. as for your first one.. I don't approve.. since you are taking advantage of females..
In that case, I'll be a black widow. I hear they kill and eat their husbands after "sex" ahahaha... But wait a minute, that's an insect... darn!
LOL well recent research has shown that male lions do in fact help out in hunting for food. The female hunts for deers and antelopes, whereas the male hunts for buffaloes. Since when is protecting the family and getting a decent meal after a hard days work considered to be taking advantage of females??
Well, in your original post it didn't sound like the males had any work to do other than "protecting his pride and fucking his bitches".
