An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!" -rotfl aren't they cute? -sweat anyone have any younger siblings who says cute things they'd like to share?
no, but i do have this: My daughter, Catie, was nearing her fourth birthday when I was preparing her for the day her little sister would arrive. Everything was going well until I told her the baby was in my belly. She eyed my protruding midsection and asked, "Where is my little sister?" I pointed to my very large belly and said, "She's right inside here, in Mommy's belly." Gingerly she patted my stomach as huge tears formed in her big blue eyes. Then she whispered, "Why did you eat her?"
casshern's avatar is pretty crazy today... that chick;s nipple must just be right on the verge of poppin out
hahaha kid are cute!!!! last time i was wearing faded pants and my friend daughter , who is 2, came up to me n was like y r u wearing dirty pants did u fall down? hahaha
