common guys. show your appreciation to your dad. i know there's some people out there. list some of his rules We are in the hit-it and quit-it club. We don't have time to get to get to know you and figure out if you're one of the good ones. $40.00 Limit - Never spend more than $40 on a date. >> 3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date. >> No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave. >> Single Mothers - Never date single mothers. >> Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom. >> Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker. >> Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends. >> Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex. >> Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25. >> Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex. >> Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave. >> Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women. >> After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up. >> Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control. >> No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating. >> Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer. >> Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates. >> Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right. >> Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom. >> Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date. >> Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement. >> You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date. >> Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get. >> Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her. >> No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex. >> No Compliments - Never compliment a woman. >> Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where. >> Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons. >> Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman. >> Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for. >> Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family. >> Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child. >> No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids. >> Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours. >> Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back. >> Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible. >> Women on Vacation - Your women's on vacation and she maybe sleeping with other guys. >> Don't Move In With Girlfriend - Do not move in with your girlfriend. >> Don't Call Her Back - Don't call her back after the date. >>
