Man Arrested for Putting Semen in Co-Worker's Water Bottle The suspect, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana, is accused of putting the semen in his co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions. KTLA News 12:07 PM PDT, August 17, 2010 SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions. Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification. If convicted, he faces three months to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration. Lallana was released on $500 bail and is set to be arraigned September 14, 2010 in Santa Ana. The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office. Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk. The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office. The unidentified victim, who ws unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say. Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials. On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested. The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said. The victim then notified the Orange Police Department . DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.
Damn, that's a sick prank. How is the Raider game relate to the story>? or is it just a reminder to all football fans.
Remember now folks, that's the... Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach Let's see what this man looks like: http://gawker.com/5615367/meet-the-...edly-put-semen-in-his-co+workers-water-bottle http://www.brobible.com/tag/michael-kevin-lallana Current Field Director/Financial Representative at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network Past Management Consultant at IBM Business Consulting Services Management Consultant at PwC Consulting Business Systems Development at Walt Disney Imagineering Business Sytems Development at Walt Disney Company Education University of Southern California - Marshall School of Business Whitney High School LOL... How's that for bad publicity? And he used to work for Disney, too? Alas, a link to his personal web page at Northwestern Mutual was down. Hmmm... I wonder why?
^ wow .. you have to go to that extend .. lol but it shocked me alright. He doesn't appear like a jackass in those pic and for someone of his status to be pulling these kind of pranks on a coworker. lastly, most ppl check their water before they drink and if it's bad, throw it out .. send it to a private lab? .. atypical .. unless she's looking to sue to bottled water com for $$$.
Prank? LOL... Pardon me but, this goes way beyond prank. IMHO, this was a sexual assault; it would be the same as if he had held her down and then masturbated and ejaculated into her mouth. As for her looking to sue? I don't think that was her intent. Remember that she had detected the same thing several months before. She could be a worldly female who wasn't new to the milieu of oral sex, and if so, had likely knew what semen tasted like beforehand. Finding that same flavor (I'm told it's rather disturbingly unique) in her bottled water (the first incident) was, to her, dismissed as just a bad coincidence. Finding it again a few months later prompted her suspicions of tampering, hence her drive for an assay of the water bottle. As for suit potential of failing to protect consumers? There is no case. She failed to safeguard her already opened bottle of water that was in her office. There is no way that a manufacturer can be held responsible for what happens to a product once they're already turn over possession of it to the consumer. She herself, failed to remain vigilant of her own property.
Come on... is this bish stupid or what.. it's semen... did she not see the water being thicker.. did she not question.. 'oh what are these particles floating around my water'? but I mean it's good she swallowed it though.. other wise they wouldn't have caught the guy.
someone cums into your bottle, you drink then laugh it off maybe rinse your mouth with it sperm between your tooth gap maybe a little into your nose by laughing? funny eh?
pretty impressive CV and he's pretty young... I wonder why he risked it all by doing some bullshit like this. His family will probably disown him.
Plenty of people swallow semen worldwide. In even bigger amounts that what this co-worker ingested. How in the world did they get sick from it? Unless they're allergic to semen or... ?
