Man Jailed For Rubbing Burger On Wife

A man was arrested in Florida for allegedly rubbing a burger in his wife's face while they were having an argument.



According to authorities in Port St. Lucie, 25-year-old Daniel Boss and his wife started having a row on Thursday night.

Things turned ugly when his wife poured soda over Boss's hamburger - prompting him to retaliate by rubbing the burger in her face and throwing other food at her.

Boss then left, but his wife went to the police station to report the burger attack.

He was arrested a few hours later on a charge of misdemeanor domestic battery.

Source

That burger looks good though -_-

 

Of course, this begs the question; did the burger have special sauce on it...? Might be the difference between a class D or E misdemeanor, LOL...

...and you're right; that burger does look good. Damn, I'm hungry...

 

lol. FOOD FIGHT!!!
i wonder what they were arguing in the first place?
funny how i just had a big mac before reading this -ohmy

 

should lock them both up for wasting good food...

is it even worth wasting tax payers money on this bs.

 

lol, wtf that is gross.... but going to the police? silly ...unless she was hurt of course

 

Food Assault court battle is on the craze again

 

omg facepalm moment.

 

special sauce burns the eyes

 

did he stuff fries up her nose?

 

did he put chilli's on the burger to make her skin burrrrrn?

 

does chilli make your skin burn? what brand do you use?

 

maybe she was on a diet, and the burger added a few pounds to her, so she got vexed?

dumb reason to waste police time i must say...