Man Sues God

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  1. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    Bucharest - A Romanian man who sued God for "fraud" and "betrayal of trust" for failing to answer his prayers has had his case dismissed in court, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.

    Mircea Pavel, 40, who is serving 20 years in prison for murder, brought charges against "the defendant God, who lives in the heavens and is represented in Romania by the Orthodox Church," the daily Evenimentul Zilei reported.

    He accused God of "fraud, betrayal of trust, corruption and influence peddling."

    "At my christening, I made a deal with the defendant aimed at freeing me from evil. But the latter has not respected that agreement until now, although he received from me various assets and numerous prayers," Pavel wrote.

    The court in Timisoara, in western Romania, dismissed the case, ruling that "God is not subject to law and does not have an address."

    http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20070711160129319C673845
     
  2. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    Lol....why dont u just blame it on everyone else....
     
  3. "God does not have an address" LOL
     
  4. sikfonhupla

    sikfonhupla Well-Known Member

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    i think the man has no chance of winning in this case
     
  5. he killed someone + his a psycho? :p
     
  6. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    u reckon?
     
  7. i bet 10 bucks that god will get in prison -lol -clapclap
     
  8. khaotic

    khaotic Fobulous

    Lol... When all else fails you have to blame god
     
  9. wasnt god the one that can prevent everything if he wants to? :p so ofc blame god!
     
  10. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    im guessing the devil is next on his list.
     
  11. zero_c

    zero_c Well-Known Member

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    Yea, some woman tried to sue Santa Claus a few years back. She stated her children was traumatized because they didn't get any presents. The children were good all year and felt like Santa lied to them.
     
  12. ab289

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    nah .. he has registered his name in hell ... has to end up somewhere .. if he's suing God, what are his chances that he'll end up in heaven?
     
  13. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    Ooohhh...i should sue santa too...i never got a present from him too :(!
     
  14. ProjectD

    ProjectD VIP yay :]

    wow i guess when theres no one to blame than blame your god eh...
     
  15. poor girl.. then your childhood must been a hell for you
     
  16. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    i don think sanity is this guys cup of tea...so the devil is going down with them court papers...hahah
     
  17. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    Lol....welllll...thats what u get when ur chinese mother tells u that sinterklaas (dutch santa claus) is a faker when ur like 4 lol...

    who does that!!??!!

    I had to pretend that i didnt know and couldnt tell my classmates....all i kept thinking to myself was... poor classmates... theyve got u all fooled...
     
  18. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    The court in Timisoara, in western Romania, dismissed the case, ruling that "God is not subject to law and does not have an address."

    LOL, the judge sounds silly.
     
  19. WHAT?!?! -mellow

    is santa claus a faker?!?!?!? -cry2

    so this 19 years i got fooled by my parents?!?!
    -cry2-cry2

    YOU RUINED ME LIFE ANGIE!!
     
  20. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    hahahaha....:p

    resent....santa claus is real ok?
    butta...sinterklaas is not...=)