De-Morgan's Law, Binomial Avenue, United States of Matrices. My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Yours ever loving, Pythagoras
I'm sure he was able to derive her clothes and integrate his ellipse into her hyperboloid of one sheet as he caressed his hand on her downward opening elliptic paraboloids
i've seen another one in a book and i just want to share it.. here it is: Dear sweetheart, With reference to the syllabus of my feelings,i want to prove that locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you,i feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third being you. At times it seems to me that i am a circle without a radius, a curve without a gradient and a matrix without a determinant. We are like 2 simultaneous equations without solutions. You never seem to notice that i am a point lying on your vector equation in other words,we are collinear. Your smile makes my heart rotate to 360 degrees anticlockwise. On applying a translation, followed by a reflection, finally gets your image. You are the factor of my quadratic equation but still i think we are like a Venn diagram with two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angle triangle and on using either sin or cos, we can obtain a solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the log system proved to be easy. The probability of success is very high. My linear programming involves you as an inequality. My letter consists of only one section to be answered in only one minute. The answer to be given, yes to 3 SF. Hoping that the ratio I like you to you like me should at any cost be equal and i can prove that the cos of your left heart is equal to sin of my right heart, I end here and here's a chemistry one: When we see each other, our hatred is reduced to friendship and in turn this relationship is oxidised to deeper feelings. The Bunsen burner is lit but our bodies' thermal stability increases and the ease of resistance decreases. The love spectrometer is activated to determine the presence of atomic Cupid's arrows. The electric and magnetic field compartments begin to fluctuate as a result of fast responding emotions. Our love reaction speeds up with the independent love catalyst. Our frequency of effective meeting increases and the forces between us become stronger. Hence,greater energy is required to break our attractive bonds. Alas!The bonds strengthen to such an extent that no impurities succeed in blocking our active sites of contact. Indeed, our loving concentration increases so much that it neutralises any acidic nature of others' mind! Readers, this is to tell you what happens during an increase in reaction between two hearts!
