Monster Rabbit terrorizes UK Gardens

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    ONDON (AFP) - In a tale reminiscent of the last Wallace and Gromit movie, furious villagers in northeast England have hired armed guards to protect their beloved communal vegetable gardens from a suspected monster rabbit.

    Leeks, Japanese onions, parsnips and spring carrots have all been ripped up and devoured by the mystery were-rabbit -- prompting the 12 allotment holders in Felton, north of Newcastle, to hire two marksmen with air rifles and orders to shoot to kill.

    "It is a massive thing. It is a monster. The first time I saw it, I said: 'What the hell is that?'" the Northumberland Gazette newspaper quoted local resident Jeff Smith, 63, as saying on its website (www.northumberlandtoday.co.uk).

    He claims to have seen the black and brown rabbit -- with one ear bigger than the other -- about two months ago, and at least three fellow allotment holders say they have seen it as well.

    "I have seen it and it is bigger than a normal rabbit. It's eating all our crops and we grow the best stuff here," said retired miner George Brown, 76, quoted by the domestic Press Association news agency.

    Smith could not be reached for comment Friday, but his mother told AFP that the hare-raising story is true -- and no less an authority than the British Rabbit Council said it was credible.

    "Certain breeds do grow very big, like the Continental Giant" which can be 66 centimetres (26 inches) in length or more, a spokesman for the Nottinghamshire-based council, which represent rabbit breeders, told AFP.

    In the last hit movie featuring Wallace and his dog Gromit, the two cartoon characters battled a monster rabbit that was cutting a swathe of destruction through locals' prize vegetable plots.
     
  2. -lol easter bunny -devil
     
  3. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    man..thas on gib rabbit!..rabbit stew anyone..haha...
     
  4. mint_T

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    That is on HUGE rabbit! Woah...when I first read the topic I thought it was gonna be about someone who dressed up as an easter bunny going around town for an easter celebration/festival. Guess not! lol
     
  5. sitorbewwi

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    i think when supposedly small animals kinda.. mutate to that size.. it gets scary <___<
     
  6. moor_moth

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    hehe kool they shouldnt kill it tho...shud keep it as a pet
     
  7. 小小

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    ah man heard about this .... luv rabbits, wont mine that as a pet :D
     
  8. someone caught buggs bunny!
     
  9. b-lee

    b-lee ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ

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    elmer fudd finally caught him -lol
     
  10. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    "i think when supposedly small animals kinda.. mutate to that size.. it gets scary <___<"

    it get cool..imagine..giant..um..yeah...squirrels..haa...
     
  11. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    teenage mutant hero turtles !!!!
     
  12. whoaitselaine

    whoaitselaine Well-Known Member

    that's one bigass rabbit O_O
     
  13. giant rabbit pet, giant rabbit poo
     
  14. unixos

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    wow that bunny is huge..he must have eatten ton and ton of carrot
     
  15. Knoctur_nal

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    or maybe he ate other rabbits..haha..
     
  16. 小小

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    rabbits eat their own poo for digestive reasons so rabbit poop mite not b a problem -lol
     
  17. gyyr2

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    Has the rabbit come south? I've just been to my garden and found two big pieces of bones on the lawn in two different places! It could have been brought in by a big raven that I saw earlier.
     
  18. armless

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    That is one HUGE rabbit!!! I would run the other way if I saw that rabbit on my garden.
     
  19. robsh

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    one bloody huge rabbit man
    wonder how these guys will cook them
    they should kept these kinda rabbits alive
    breed them
    and sell them lotsa money >.<