My girlfriend

farts a lot. what should i do? and i can't even hear it......... gd silent ones.....

 

You cna glue her ass shut and feed her laxatives -rotfl

 

^ haha .. isn't that from some sort of torture news?

 

^ Well we can use that on her too

 

Its normal to fart...If you really cant take it, then move away when he does it

 

DO the same thing to her and ask if she like it.

 

Is this thread a joke?

 

i am not being funny right, if girls have to suffer from the boys to fart, why cant the boys do the same?
i fart lol and let my bf suffer hahaha

 

urgh ... that's a turn off right off if you do that whilst having sex...lol

i think if that's a problem for you; talk it out with her. if she can't help it, bring her to a doc and see if that's normal. there are tons of over the counter stuffs she can take such gas-x or whatever to stop it. if the doc says it's normal, then, see a nutritionist or whatever to plan healthy diet that doesn't cause "gas".

if everything don't work out and you still love her, then so be it. otherwise, move on. don't stress over it cuz there are plenty of fishes in the sea; gotta be a gal out there for you that doesn't FART.

 

this is a troll thread

 

That's nasty! How does your bf react?

 

i bet ur bf stone n faint for quite a while lol

 

i bet you have no idea what you're talking about >.>"

 

Fart sniffer ^^

 

lol nasty?? it's natural dude! i don't do it in public neways!! he's worse than me with farts and his stinks LOL
he doesn't really react much to it tbh

@ streem.. wtf!? just coz it's unlady to fart doesn't mean that girls don't fart! meh.. i'm proud of myself that i admit it LL-bigclapheadbang2

 

i wouldn't mind if my girl farts. i think its pretty funny. if u can't take it talk to her about it.

@bbgirlsum. i've been trying to get my x to fart in front of me cause i don't no... i'm just curious. she never did cause she said she can't....

 

hold some kind of device next to her ass, suck up all the gas for total of 1 month and then release it all next to her nose.

 

Sounds like some kind of torture porn act...

 

Sure it is natural, but come on I just can't imagine that you can do something nasty in front of someone. Maybe it is the education that I have learnt from my parents. They taught me good manners.