Naked attacker had mouse up his bum in South Carolina

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  1. Flames

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    Whats up in USA? -huh
     
  2. mr_evolution

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    Dont do drugs kids
     
  3. Phoenix

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    was it a live mouse they found? poor mouse
     
  4. Knoctur_nal

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    crazy rat loving mutha fucka
     
  5. drugs..... they make great headlines.
     
  6. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Yeah it was running around through the intestines
     
  7. Phoenix

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    poor poor mousey, hai probably suffocated itself in the s***hole...
     
  8. Jeff

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    Mouse up his anus? Uwah. Nasty.
     
  9. First an eel up someones ass now a mouse :facepalm:
     
  10. kevin

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    lol, he got anal raped.
     
  11. bbgirlsum

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    That mouse must be loving the shitty environment :p
     
  12. kevin

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    It's digging up his anal to find an escape route, that's what mouse/rat do, find light. They will dig/pierce through dark stuff just to find light!
     
  13. ^wrong way lol. rat's tail is sticking out
     
  14. kevin

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    Lol fine.
     
  15. ralphrepo

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    In an act referred to as Gerbiling, male homosexuals will sometimes use rodentia (mouse, hamster, gerbil) as an autoeroticism adjunct. They place the small (defanged, and declawed) animal into a empty toilet paper roll, then insert one end of it into their own rectum. They expose the remaining end to an open flame (generally a lit cigarette lighter*), compelling the frightened animal to instinctively move away from the flame threat and directly into the anus. Once inside, the perpetrator would remove the tube and clamp down with his anal sphincter, preventing the rodent from escape. As the animal is slowly asphyxiated and thrashes about looking for a means of escape, the perpetrator masturbates with a heightened sense of pleasure from the frantic movements of the dying animal. This guy should be prosecuted for cruelty to animals. But honestly, in this day and age of open sex, porn, sexual aids, and such; why can't someone manufacture a furry little vibrator that writhes like a dying mouse. I'm sure the technology is already available.

    *Note: using an open flame in this regard may be extremely dangerous, as the colon is a potential source of highly flammable methane.
     
    #15 ralphrepo, Nov 12, 2010
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  16. kevin

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that is disgusting.
     
  17. Jeff

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    Some people may like it.
     
  18. so theres a chance of blowing up someones butt? O_O
     
  19. kevin

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    Flames shouldn't have made this thread lol..
     
  20. Flames

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    -noclue Keep it PG and don't use the word flame within this context...:facepalm: