Nintendo to release “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!”

Discussion in 'Gaming Section' started by itzd0pey, May 4, 2007.

  1. itzd0pey

    itzd0pey Well-Known Member

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    Capcom is set to release a “women’s self-defense game” for the Nintendo DS, which will hit stores in Japan in March and North America in early April (and the rest of the world in 2009).

    The game, entitled “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!” in Japan, will make use of a variety of DS features. Gamers can blow into the mic to simulate blowing a whistle or spitting in an attacker’s face, and the stylus can be used to simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices.

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    The game is coming under heavy criticism, however. Self-defense programs are claiming that the game teaches hysterical and ineffectual self-defense methods, and that it is a poor substitute for actual self-defense training.

    ** Should mention that i also just received an email from the author of this article. Apparently the article is not real but written in a sense of humor. I for one still found it funny and since it is Japan i was not putting anything beyond them. So please enjoy this article as a source of humor and don’t start filing lawsuits against Capcom.

    source: http://www.thegamerag.com/
     
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    GHAhahaa... -rotfl

    hahaha damn takin' DS to a whole nutha level... xD

    I can predict some raunchy sex games to come.... -lol
     
  3. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    even tho its not real but its still great hahahha i would like to see ppl play it...
     
  4. leapster

    leapster Member

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    LoL. I like that logo, going to blow it up and make a poster size one.
     
  5. setshiro

    setshiro Well-Known Member

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    self defense taught through a DS...lol...retarded idea..wanna know another retarded game? feel the magic...most pointless game ever..
     
  6. jdschinksta

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    Wow, very interesing!
    Nintendo is really after the female counterpart...