Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours

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  1. gordonng85

    gordonng85 Well-Known Member

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    BREAKING NEWS
    OAKLAND (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Tom Cable immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
     
    #1 gordonng85, Oct 11, 2009
  2. ericlala

    ericlala Active Member

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    Lol
     
    #2 ericlala, Oct 11, 2009
  3. EvilTofu

    EvilTofu 吃|✿|0(｡◕‿◕｡)0|✿|吃

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    Reason why the suck, got their butts whipped by the Giants...
     
    #3 EvilTofu, Oct 11, 2009
  4. Dav

    Dav Well-Known Member

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    hahah, the goal line. it can't be that hard to tell the difference can it?
     
    #4 Dav, Oct 11, 2009
  5. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    I think this was meant to be satire... -bigsmiles
     
    #5 ralphrepo, Oct 11, 2009
  6. Akki

    Akki ...

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    lmfao, i'm sure this wasn't a serious piece of news more of a joke
     
    #6 Akki, Oct 12, 2009