Dear Santa: Thanks for being a fat white guy that comes into my house at night and never bring me what i ask for, with your fat ass always eating the cookies i left out for you. PS-Ima bust ya damn knee caps next time.
^ hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.....thats so funnyy......guess you aint been a good boy to get the presents you wanted -tongue2.... so what ya gonna do sit and with with a baseball bat..??...hahahhaa
Dear Santa: How would you like it if i broke into your house at night and ate all your food? How bout that eh. Maybe hunt me some reindeer's! Knoc
Dear Santa, Please send a really hot and sexy girl as present. Im not selfish since im only asking for 1. PS. Grant my wish, and ill be your homie. hahahah
Dear Santa, How come i never get a gift? Pleaseee send me some cash money....&& please kidnap the guy i like, giftwrap him and leave him on my doorstep! hehehehe -innocent
dear santa, my penis is far too large, im not sure what to do, maybe if it were possible, could you reduce its size somewhat? awesome, thx, bai actually to be honest i have everything i could ever want at the moment, december has been a great month, with the exception of finals, which i should probably go study some more for.
Dear Fearless_fx, It is not I, who you must ask about your erectile dysfunction. You must speak to a certified doctor. On the other hand, I too have the same problem. I will give you some of my Anti-Viagra as your Christmas gift. Yours truly, Santa Claus LOLL
Dear Santa a.k.a. Mr. Grinch, Around this time of year, my money is gone because of buying gifts because of your dumb holiday. Since I spent a lot of money on giving, could you please give me a winning lottery ticket, not too much maybe a few million (also not USD make sure that it is in euros)? -Thanks P.S. I forgot to mention that I have a deer with a bright red nose as hostage. If the demands are not met it's going to be venison for Christmas dinner. -shoot
the hell you talking about? Santa stole my account to reply to fearless cuz he couldnt make one. dear santa, why the fuck did you steal my account? if you hadnt noticed, PA is free lol
Dear Santa, Sorry for forgetting to put out the fireplace. I hope your ass has healed by now. With that said, you taste very good with a dash of lemon and cilantro. kon
Dear Santa, Please grant Angie's wish by teleporting Knoc to her door. Also, if its not asking too much, give Angie super duper titanium enforced boots to kick Knoc's crotch. And Santa, im not being mean since Knoc asked for it first -innocent2 wind
black elves?????? black elves???? BLACK ELVES? hahahahaha ehm....not really...im not into "wieners" that are smaller then my pinky hahahaha ok JUST KIDDING OK FEARLESS...hope i didnt hurt ur feelins hahahaha HUH? what do i have to do with thisss....let me beee....
