If u TREAT her nicely, she thinks you're too soft If u Don't, she says u don't love her... If u DRESS Normaly, she says u are too plain If u Don't, she tell you to buy better clothes or thinks she has better taste and ends up taking to you Abercrombie to look like a bitch! If u ARGUE with her, she only argues harder.. If u keep QUIET, she thinks you're no longer interested or you're too boring If u are SMARTER than her, she thinks you'll take advantage of her If she's Smarter than u, she thinks she can control you If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u and try to ruin your current relationship If u Love her, she's only happy momentarily If u don't make love with her, she cheats with the milk man If u do!! she thinks you're not good enough If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says she has BIGGER problems! If u don't, she thinks you're keep secrets from her If u SCOLD her, she whines If she SCOLDS u, it's because you need to change If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED If she BREAKS hers, she'll feel bad at first... but you end up forgiving her and she completely forgets it ever happend. If u SMOKE, you are disgusting If she SMOKES, she don't give a damn and you better accept it. If u do WELL in your exams, she says you're a nerd If she does WELL, she says she studied hard. If u HURT her, u are CRUEL If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE and too Soft!! If she's not SATISFIED with your imagine, she says you need to change If accept her Changes, she says you are no longer the person she fell in love with and that you Have changed... -Ecko
*sigh* battle of the sexes? this made me laugh though: If u don't make love with her, she cheats with the milk man If u do!! she thinks you're not good enough
The answer to all the problem "Nod your head" "are u even listen to me"-grl "of course i am" (nod some more)-boy complement her a little bit and you safe
