This essay that I told myself to start 2 weeks ago is still now that's due next week...well, I got out this piece of paper with the intent for writing, but I'm rolling up a doobie with it as we speak. I should just go to the library, but it's snowing, so eff that. Can someone help me? Am I forever doomed? Gawd, I hate myself.
put down the doobie, pick up a pencil, write out an introduction and a thesis and then go get high. repeat for the rest of the week, get atleast one argument done a day, you should have the essay done in like 4-5 days. 3 weeks for an essay is a long ass time lol, i wouldnt have done it in the first two weeks either.
theres a thing called "google" =D a line from here, a line from there lol and wallah... big ass essay complete? just make sure u put in ur references! heheehheh
its like looking into a mirror, i do the same thing and frankly all u need to do is to motivate yourself, and it differs with ppl. U can hate sumthing like me, and use that as motivation, or u can get competitive and that'll work as a motivation as well.
Lol I had about 1 month to read this book for an in class essay, but not the essay is in 3 days and I still havnt started. And now everything is stacked up with a Comp sci assignment and Physics research assignment. Oh what joy!
lol i had one week to do this essay and i spent 3-4 hours on it the morning of the due date, the readings, quoting, bibliography, writing and all that... shouldn't be a problem if you have a week left.
What the heck is procrasturbation? Do you mean procrastination which is to put off doing things. If that is the case, you need to find something that motivates you. If you find something that is hard to start such as a paper, find an easier place to start such as the body of the paper rather than starting on an opening. Brainstorm about ideas and write them down and then pretty soon your paper will be filled with things that can be lumped together to form your paper. For other things just find an aspect of whatever you are doing that may seem easier to start and go from there.
1. procrasturbation procrastinating by masturbating! I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated. 2. procrasturbation Masturbating to avoid doing work. 3. procrasturbation n. to avoid work by masturbating. I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=procrasturbation
hahaha this is how my friend puts it: procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you are just screwing yourself....
