Reason not to flirt (Crude humor)

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by wind2000, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. wind2000

    wind2000 Self Schemata

    The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
    party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
    and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
    was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he
    took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain,
    and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
    As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
    have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
    not with him.

    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
    costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick"
    he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
    His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
    left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
    She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
    husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition
    in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
    passionate intercourse in the back seat.
    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
    put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
    explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what
    kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
    time when you're not there."
    Then she asked," Did you dance much?"
    He replied, I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance.
    When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
    into the spare room and played poker all evening.
    " You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playingpoker
    all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
    replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently
    he had the time of his life"!
     
  2. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    LOLOLOLOL That was MONEY! hahahaha
     
  3. OmgZ -lol
     
  4. xiaojia

    xiaojia Well-Known Member

    WTH.. that was funny..
     
  5. shw

    shw Well-Known Member

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    hhaha how sick
     
  6. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    here is another nice sick joke :)

    Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. :p
     
  7. Vinnie_boy

    Vinnie_boy Well-Known Member

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    OMG INCEST!! haha that was quality
     
  8. lmao... I think i've heard that one before... or some kinda variation of it.. very good nonetheless... -bigsmile -lol
     
  9. AznWing

    AznWing Well-Known Member

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    dangm lol poor girl lol got messed up cus she got no trust
     
  10. lee-lee

    lee-lee Well-Known Member

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
     
  11. exactly... jus like ImInLove... o_O'
     
  12. prettymussel

    prettymussel Active Member

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    lolz.. this is a good one..

    but somehow i dun get the chuck norris joke.
     
  13. DuchSauce

    DuchSauce Well-Known Member

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    good one