Riddle Thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mystery, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. mystery

    mystery Well-Known Member

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    Riddle #1:
    I turn polar bears white
    and I will make you cry.
    I make guys have to pee
    and girls comb their hair.
    I make celebrities look stupid
    and normal people look like celebrities.
    I turn pancakes brown
    and make your champane bubble.
    If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
    If you look at me, you'll pop.
    Can you guess the riddle?

    97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

    :p
     
    #1 mystery, Apr 16, 2006
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  2. chiehc87

    chiehc87 Well-Known Member

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    this has been going around lately ..

    hahah >> interesting that it landed here on PA.

    with 97% of Havard students/graduates utterly stumped and 84% of kindergarden children marvelled with the correct answer ... don't feel bad if you did not get the answer. at least i didn't at first. -sweat
     
  3. marcobro19

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    erm.. hard..

    i can't guess the riddle?
     
  4. shhh lips

    shhh lips Well-Known Member

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    It -must- be Chuck Norris, well except for and normal people look like celebrities. that part stumps me -what?
     
  5. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    hahah..i second that!...haha..
     
  6. mystery

    mystery Well-Known Member

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    What is up with all you GUYS and Chuck Norris? Does he really make you guys want to go pee every time you see him, as said in the riddle? -lol

    Anyway, sorry to disappoint you guys but no, the answer is NOT Chuck Norris.
     
  7. OMGK I GOT ThE answer!

    the answer is A BUG and that bug is a "TICK"

    hahaha damn im good! i just actually blazed with my friends and it took me like 10 seconds to come up with the answer when i thought about it. hahaha

    -clapclap

    :D
     
  8. OK I GOT A SECOND OPTION!!

    ITS A BALLOON!!!
     
  9. shhh lips

    shhh lips Well-Known Member

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    The answer is NO.

    Kindergarten kids dont have the attention span long enough to figure this out, so they'll just give up. Harvard grads on the other hand are the complete opposite.
     
  10. renegade_cash

    renegade_cash Well-Known Member

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    hahahah clever but chuck norris wouldve made a better answer! :) btw since you labelled it riddle #1 does that mean you have a second one?
     
  11. chiehc87

    chiehc87 Well-Known Member

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    well, it can be 'no'. since 'no' would be a good answer to the last question in the riddle, however the answer 'time' is more effective and meaningful response.

    The time has come,
    winter is here
    and those yellow bears disapear.

    The time has past
    as man looks back with a sigh
    and a tear in his eye.

    As time is held
    boys cross their legs
    but of course the toilet begs

    As time marches on
    Girls loose their blush
    and swap a comb for their brush

    As time passes
    For those held high
    their end is nigh

    As time catches up
    Everyone is equal
    when we get to the final sequal

    As time turns
    Without it we have flour and water
    With it we have breakfast for my daughter

    As time revolves
    How does one turn water and wine
    into something so fine

    As time runs out
    The more in a minute you try and squeeze
    the less you can do with ease.

    As time ticks
    All the time that has past
    man cannot comprehand something so vast.
     
  12. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    all i can is that its way over 6 mins for me..haaa...
     
  13. Fai

    Fai Well-Known Member

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    so whats the answer?
     
  14. mystery

    mystery Well-Known Member

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    Ding, ding, ding! That's the correct answer. Nice try though, ang :p.

    chiehc87- wow, I never would have thought of that! You're right, time would've been a better answer.

    Riddle #2
    A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Jenny. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last for 7 days. Before he left, he gave Jenny 7 apples. Why?
     
  15. note to self : don't proclaim anything anymore
     
  16. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    to quote ang...a bug...haaaaa..as he proclaims...haaaa...
     
  17. shhh lips

    shhh lips Well-Known Member

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    This is too easy.
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
     
  18. sitorbewwi

    sitorbewwi Well-Known Member

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    hey thats really smart lols.. nice one

    i second that X"DD
     
  19. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    u suckers better not be cheatin with google now...