Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

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  1. dim8sum

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    MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

    Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

    The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

    "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddly...0070822?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

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  2. Logy

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    That'll teach him not watch tv naked with a crazed lunatic ex-wife in the same flat.
     
  3. ProjectD

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    ^ lmao, guess it does haha
     
  4. ab289

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    teach him? he still doesn't know what he did to deserve it!
     
  5. asiangang

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    eww...who would watch tv naked??...
    the woman must hate him a lot...lol
     
  6. dragonside

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    monstrously painful >.< OUCH!
    guess she was pretty pissed
    but she seems so psycho !
    scary lady =.=
     
  7. Maverick

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    1 important lesson can be learned here.
    If ya are divorced with a Russian woman, don't share the same house -bigsmile
     
  8. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    hmm...hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
     
  9. ab289

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    ^ haha .. so true. lots of women chop the penis or the men into pieces. this i have to say is new ... burn him
     
  10. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    wonder what he did or maybe he is just too "open" around the house maybe?
     
  11. robsh

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    woman= evil
    do not get in trouble with a woman
    a perfect example
     
  12. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    I'm going to assume that she poured vodka to his penis, then set it on fire. Anyways, ouch!
     
  13. [N]

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    dude shoulda shave his pubes hahaha
     
  14. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    this reminds me of that time when some woman bit off some man's penis or balls or whatever and tried to swallow them .. or am i just making this up in my mind? -unsure
     
  15. WinterSky

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    ^ lol... some strange fantasy xmichelly? jk, ur too innoxent for that... -innocent

    so i'm assuming this dude was asleep... then woke up when his man stick was on fire. Wonder if he paused and looked at it like "my things glowing!!" he was probably drunk enough... -^_^
     
  16. xmichelly

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  17. wind2000

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    Lol, why did the choose a female to answer that question? Is she going to check on him personally? -whistle
     
  18. Shini_D

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    she mustve felt absolute shame after the divorce and finally snapped.

    or as wintersky says, looked at his mini down below and thought wow....wait a sec.....AHHH! lol
     
  19. dim8sum

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  20. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    i reckon the man was trying to extinguish the fire using the vodka in hand lol...