A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court. He then made racial slur against a passerby - the final straw for police. Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance. Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it." Police prosecutor Sen-Constable Michelle Long said Kelly was making large pelvic thrust actions and officers saw people walking by reacting with disgust at the performance. Then, while talking to police, a woman of Asian appearance walked by and in a loud voice Kelly looked at her and said "f---ing gook, f--- off home", Sen-Constable Long said. At that point, police arrested the young labourer and took him to the watch-house. Kelly’s lawyer Richard O’Shane said his client had been extremely drunk after an extended binge-drinking session with teammates to celebrate the end of the CDRL football season. "He can’t remember much of the incident," Mr O’Shane said. Source __________________ -nono that's what you get for messing with asians.
Apparently rudeness and rude comments are the theme nowadays ... From US Open to US Senate to now, Australian soccer.
"Found Kelly dry humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."" I just crack up out loud. He's horny drunk and don't know what's going on! Hilarious
Don't blame football! This guy is just a horny fuck. But...like...there isn't much to a parking meter to hump tho... whatever floats his boat right x
Football is football in australia and soccer is soccer...just our version of football notably AFL is different to the american version...so get the facts right. Blame the alcohol why dont ya you racist pig
