Shoplifter Hides Three Pounds Of Bacon In His Pants

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  1. Dav

    Dav Well-Known Member

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    MARY ESTHER -- A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.

    When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report.

    He was charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant.

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    this made my day -lol
     
  2. KaY_xD

    KaY_xD 但願人長久,千里共嬋娟

    America's favorite bacon ---- is in your pants!!



     
  3. EvilTofu

    EvilTofu 吃|✿|0(。◕‿◕。)0|✿|吃

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    Where's the meat? >.>
     
  4. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    And knowing how these retail stores work, they probably put the package of bacon right back onto the shelf to be sold...

    Imagine: Hey Mom, I found a pubic hair in my bacon...!
     
  5. Dav

    Dav Well-Known Member

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    ^ hahahah i didn't think about that. the hilarity in that situation.
     
  6. nah they open it back up... take all the bacon out, wash it and repackage it and slap the Fresh from the Deli sticker on it.....-rockon
     
  7. intraland

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    That's exactly how things are done! :yes:

    I work in grocery retail... so I know =P
     
  8. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Maybe he has a bacon fetish ;)
     
  9. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    lol all that trouble an he still didnt end up with the bacon XD
     
  10. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    at least steal somehting worth getting booked for lol...thats prob like only $10
     
  11. MissCheekS

    MissCheekS Reconnaîssant ❤

    lol...some ppl love bacon more than others... but yea... i was thinking the same thing....i never get the random stealing of cheap items at grocery shops unless ur a kid.... if ur an adult n take risks... at least steal expensive stuff =/
     
  12. SeX1eStAsaBa

    SeX1eStAsaBa Well-Known Member

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    I think he was trying to make a bacon and sausage muffin in his pants.....with extra mayo.