Once upon a time in Singapore , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais' (handsome guys). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......'Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences' . So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. 'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was... 'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY' Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy. A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. NESCAFE. So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is. NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP. Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy. Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was SINGAPORE AIRLINES. Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. 'Ah! Here it is!' Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!. ..she fell off her chair. The motto was ...'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.
Nah... Most likely she got suckered into marrying an expat that was working for some criminal gang in the US or Canada. When she got over there she was forced to work in a house of prostitution, while her leng chai con artist "husband" walked away after receiving his lump sum cash payout (his payment for marrying and bringing over the unsuspecting fresh meat for the whore house). Tragic shit. Happens to Korean and Chinese girls all the time. And no, I don't make this shit up; I just read it in the paper.
Yeah heard about the deal where girls are usually conned to be prostitute in other country... Ralph...you're always reminding us of reality -bigsmiles-bigsmiles-bigsmiles
Its actually quite true.. and its pretty much on our doorstep... Like just a couple of suburbs away from where we live.
this is a joke intended to make people laugh so Ralph's interpretation of this joke is incorrect, but thanks for reminding people of the true reality. There was a different version of this joke, but the people involved in the joke weren't Singaporean.
