Some questions (chinese)

Discussion in 'Chinese Chat' started by 無得頂, May 25, 2007.

  1. 無得頂

    無得頂 Well-Known Member

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    Q:咩野要掉落水4次先會俾水沖走?
    [HIDE]A:雀仔(有隻雀仔跌落水 跌落水 跌落水 有隻雀仔跌落水 被水沖去)[/HIDE]

    Q:黑貓同白貓一齊過馬路, 白貓俾車撞低, 咁白貓會同黑貓講既第一句說話係咩呢?
    [HIDE]A:喵~[/HIDE]

    Q:一個女人去隆胸醫生話:兩個要1萬蚊,跟住個女人話太貴,轉1個,問要幾錢?醫生答咩?
    (估成語)
    [HIDE]A:一波三折[/HIDE]

    Q:牛驚咩植物?
    [HIDE]A:牛(牛{怕}葉)[/HIDE]

    Q:有咩島唔係四面環海, 除左安全島之外?
    [HIDE]A:吉之島[/HIDE]

    Q:咩植物識溜冰?
    [HIDE]A:花(花{識}溜冰)[/HIDE]

    Q:皇后似咩?
    [HIDE]A:廣場(皇后{像}廣場)[/HIDE]

    Q:有一塊火腿同一條腸仔放左落同一隻鑊度,點解佢地唔傾計?
    [HIDE]A:因為佢地未熟[/HIDE]

    Q:讀完中五讀乜?
    [HIDE]A:讀下午[/HIDE]

    Q:點解唔可以係船上講笑話?
    [HIDE]A:因為個海聽到會笑,咁就會引起海嘯[/HIDE]

    Q:食乜野昆蟲會瘦?
    [HIDE]A:蟻(食蟻瘦)[/HIDE]

    Q:用身體上邊樣野可以修飾雙手?
    [HIDE]A:毛髮(毛髮可修飾的一對手)[/HIDE]
    Q:機械人最鍾意扮咩?
    [HIDE]A:扮焦[/HIDE]

    Q:1+1 幾時會=3?
    [HIDE]A:錯個陣[/HIDE]

    Q:去小明屋企禁極門鍾佢都唔開,最後講左一句乜小明先去開門?
    [HIDE]A:我來自德成[/HIDE]

    Q:樹邊部份最得閒?
    [HIDE]A:葉(葉得閒)[/HIDE]

    Q:達文西密碼上面是什麼?
    [HIDE]A:達文西帳號[/HIDE]

    Q:世界上最貴既係咩菜?
    [HIDE]A:巴菜[/HIDE]

    Q:食得檸檬多會傷架喎,傷咩呀?
    [HIDE]A:傷心囉[/HIDE]

    Q:豬肉榮賣豬肉,菠菜蓮賣菠菜;咁衛蘭賣咩?
    [HIDE]A:My love my fate[/HIDE]

    Q:鯊魚食左紅豆會變咩?
    [HIDE]A:紅豆沙[/HIDE]

    Q:檸檬最怕咩生果呢?
    [HIDE]A:柑(柑橘檸檬)[/HIDE]

    Q:小明自己做暑期作業,第二日,佢死左,點解?
    [HIDE]A:因為自作業,不可活。[/HIDE]

    Q:如果有日你同你女友分手...
    因為佢移情別戀,同個醫生拍拖
    你好鐘意你個女朋友...咁你就日日都送左一樣野比個醫生!!
    希望醫生可以離開你個女朋友
    咁係咩牙??
    [HIDE]A:萍果(一日一萍果..醫生遠離我!!)[/HIDE]

    Q:話說清朝時,慈禧太后一直都想長生不老,於是命人研製長生不老的靈丹,卻失敗。
    後來有個外國使者帶埋長生不老的靈丹拜訪,
    慈禧太后就問佢靈丹用乜整ge,咁你估佢點答?
    [HIDE]A:佢話「LONDON BRIDGE is falling down(for 靈丹)!」[/HIDE]

    Q:1隻雞,1隻鵝,1隻鴨. 分3支汽水點解分唔勻?
    [HIDE]A:婀娜多姿(鵝攞多支)[/HIDE]

    Q:魚旦粉有魚旦,牛腩粉有牛腩..咁咩野粉有雪糕呀?
    [HIDE]A:seven[/HIDE]

    Q:巴斯光年殺左條龍,
    後世人幫佢改左個花名..
    知唔知係咩?
    [HIDE]A:撒龍巴斯[/HIDE]

    Q:流星花園首主題曲叫流星雨
    咁陶大花園首主題曲係乜呀?
    [HIDE]A:陶大宇[/HIDE]

    Q:咩動物識桌球?
    [HIDE]A:鷹(英式桌球)[/HIDE]
     
  2. THF20

    THF20 is a Chinese

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    Some of them are actually not bad, thanks for sharing... :p
     
  3. SUSIE-DANG-1988

    SUSIE-DANG-1988 ~ TVB ADDICT ~

    Should post these questions in the IQ thread. hahahaha*
    but nice! I know some answeres. lol
     
  4. sp-lork

    sp-lork Well-Known Member

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    yeahh you should! it took me a while for some. thank you for sharing this =]
     
  5. onisegawa

    onisegawa Active Member

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    lol its kool
     
  6. ying713

    ying713 Member

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    wow .. very interesting.. but some i cant' understand cos have to read in cantonese ?? ( maybe??)
     
  7. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    whoa i dint' see this thread...anyways some of these wree eazyy
     
  8. jwslam

    jwslam Well-Known Member

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    i love the janice one
     
  9. rNb99

    rNb99 Well-Known Member

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    i like this type of question. it's so tricky. thanks for sharing.
     
  10. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    haha i love the breast implant discount lol
     
  11. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    thanks for sharing.. =) it was interesting..