Splash Back?

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by master_g, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. as we seem to talking about toilets a lot lately...


    Before i use the toilet (Num 2) i ALWAYS put tissue in the toilet for obvious reasons, do you guys do that or something similar?
     
  2. jmcd4ever

    jmcd4ever Well-Known Member

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    Yup. Too bad the same can't be done on urinals.
     
  3. hahah yea always :p did it from when im a kid xD but i suppose depends on where it is, if i know its clean i wont do it.
    or if the toilet thingy is black i will xD since you cant really see if its dirty :p
     
  4. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    To prevent splash back from happening while you're taking a dump:

    Drop a square piece of toilet paper into the bowl before you poop. This helps break the surface tension of the water allowing the poop to fall into the water without causing a big scene.

    To prevent splash back while peeing:

    Aim at where the bowl begins to curve. Doing this will allow the pee to follow the curvature of the bowl rather than splashing back at you.
     
  5. Awwww those cold black seats bring back memories, reminds me of the super smooth tracing paper-type toilet paper they used to make people use in schools >.<



    Boys are born with this knowledge lol
     
  6. RockkxD

    RockkxD Moderator

    Eww, this is getting disgusting..
     
  7. bbes

    bbes Incredible

    lol there does seem to be an obsession lately with toilets. but yea always use tissue if doing number 2 in public areas unless u know they are gonna be clean eg, 5 star hotel reception area. but yea just avoid number 2's in public thats what i do. i always make sure i do it at home first so there won't be the need.
     
  8. ckthepilot

    ckthepilot Well-Known Member

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    You sure think alot when relieving yourself. LOL

    I just do it :p
     
  9. kontradictions did a 10 year study about how a toilet react when you pee or poop, he watch more then thousand of people how they pee and poop and also how it lands.
    he risk his life to tell us the story, his my hero!
     
  10. i got another one, if you happen to not have enough tissue to put in the bottom of the toilet then you have to aim for the side of the toilet bowl to break the fall, only applies to logs.

    This is getting disgusting. -sick2
     
  11. khaotic

    khaotic Fobulous

    Damn guys... What's up with the toilet stuff...
     
  12. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    this ... is starting to get disgusting .. haha
    and omg .. i'm eating dinner ...
     
  13. RockkxD

    RockkxD Moderator

    Lol, Michelle, have fun eating. Toilet shit.
     
  14. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    LoL! You would think to avoid a thread like this if you were having dinner-noclue
     
  15. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    i couldn't tell what it was from the title ....
     
  16. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    LoL! Bad luck then I guess :)
     
  17. dim8sum

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  18. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Haha...Eddie Murphy is hilarious? I'm guessing this is old?

    I remember this from a stand-up:
    "I sneezed and wiped my nose with a toilet paper, that paper considers itself to be lucky"