If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him If u Don't, he says u are PROUD If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
Yeh I am lazy!! >.<" I hate reading!! Only read books if its super dupa good!! ^^ Guys are so hard to please!!! *sigh*
Hey hey! What's with the generalization now?! I recall a certain someone who dislikes generalizations made about girls! Honestly.... girls are so fickle.
Actually, my statement was not a generalization. I simply read through the entire list and highlighted the main point it was trying to present. ^ Now this statement is what I'd consider a generalization. Hmm.. pot calling the kettle black?
