The Why's of Men (a bit rude)

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

7. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
(because if they all went, it would be Hell.)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
heart......

Then you are just an old sour fart.

so much emails...

 

lol, they're pretty good though and true too

 

so this applies to u???


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

oiiii...that aint good
puehehe

 

Lol, this is gold.

 

I guess I'm an old sour fart, none of those made me crack a smile =o

"2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?"
I thought they practically always have their eyes closed.

 

hahhha. males at their best

 

dont worry youre not the only old sour fart.

i think this is pretty stupid.

 

hence why i hardly ever even open those "forward emails".......

 

lol, not all of them