Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving

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  1. Dav

    Dav Well-Known Member

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    A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

    The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

    "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

    "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

    The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

    The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

    The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

    The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

    The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

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    so he was masturbating when driving, when in wreckage, and when being interrogated by the police.... that's one horny trucker...
    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: handoff1handoff1handoff1handoff1handoff1....-bowroflarms...
     
  3. KaY_xD

    KaY_xD 但願人長久,千里共嬋娟

    another masturbating while driving? a new trend huh
     
  4. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    Ideas for new slogans?

    "Don't Fap and Drive"
     
  5. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    Well, it's obvious then; we need to have more available prostitutes working the truckstops of the world's highways. It would put women to work and lower the rate of sexual frustration related road accidents; so its a win - win combination. -woot2

    No Fapping Zone :ohnoes: or No Fapping - Radar Enforced -detect
     
  6. dickson

    dickson Well-Known Member

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    heat sensor?
     
  7. AsianInvasion

    AsianInvasion Well-Known Member

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    Fap Juice sensor
     
  8. Ether

    Ether New Member

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    I just dont get how someone could get so horny while driving....did he at least have a lil tv in his car playing porn?....Did he sexually molest himself? Reading that charge was rather amusing.
     
  9. lala_bel_tempo

    lala_bel_tempo Well-Known Member

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    :wackit:

    he is even worse then this monkey.
     
  10. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    guess he tried to do manual and automatic at the same time.
     
  11. lorelei5128

    lorelei5128 Member

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    lol, couldn't help but chuckle at this one in class, lol
     
  12. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    first it was a woman the has bitten a guy's gear stick off whilst he was driving..
    and now guys just masturbates whilst driving??
    omg how rowdy are guys getting these days or in fact how LONELY are they?
     
  13. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    if they are .. do you have a solution ...

    crazy ppl are on the rise day by day .. for me, the only solution i see is HARSH punishment.
     
  14. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    LOL!
    that is pretty horny for him to do it whilst en route.
    But to do it in front of the police...man... he probably figured, I'm going down, I may as well do it right.
    Lol